Monthly Archives: June 2007

40 Reasons Why Christopher is Happier then Christine

My last name stays put. The garage is all mine. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. I can be President.  I can’t get pregnant. I can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. I can … Continue reading

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Liquid Fire For Your Viewing Pleasure

After watching Christine and Mara have some seriously deep debate I’ve decided it was time to lighten things up for the boys again.. (pictures)… why? Because when there are too many words… we just zone out… and I have to … Continue reading

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Proud to Be an American

With all the world’s hate for the U.S. based on a myriad of reasons from our system of government, to our president, to our foreign policy… I’d just like to bring light to a fact that inspired an article on … Continue reading

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How to Get the Attention of the Police

Going to bed the other night I noticed people walking around the car ports for my apartment building stealing things. I called the police and was told nobody was in the area to help but that they would send someone … Continue reading

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11 Phrases Women Should Not Tell Me

1 The phrase ‘I’d say it’s bang-on average, if not slightly bigger’. Best to steer clear of the size issue. Like us talking about your weight, it can only lead to misunderstanding and hurt. 2 Obsessive accounts of your diet … Continue reading

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