Originally posted on March 30th, 2005

5 Ways to Train Your Man to Get Every Last Drop Inside the Bowl…

1. Line the floor around the toilet with issues of his favorite sports magazine. Since we know a man will never actually bend down and pick up anything that is on the floor, he will be very careful not to drip on them. Note: when trying this, it is very important that you use only sports magazines. If you use issues of Playboy or some other T & A magazine, you may end up needing to wipe down the floor and the walls…

2. Put a handful of cheerios in the toilet. Men love simple, mindless games that challenge their motor skills. This is why they stand in line for hours to purchase the latest games on X-box. When he sees the cheerios floating in the toilet, his first inclination will [...]

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Equal Rights Rock

Posted on June 18th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

Jill Coccaro

Who knew it was legal for a woman to walk around with her breasts exposed in New York?

Well, one woman did - and a cop didn’t - and now she has forced the city to fork over a $29,000 legal set tlement for ille gally busting her when she law fully bared her bosom and went for a stroll two years ago.

Jill Coc caro, a 27-year-old East Village artist who now goes by the name Phoenix Fee ley, went au na turel on Aug. 4, 2005, when she pulled down the front of her paint er’s jumpsuit dur ing an art-show promotion to cool off.

In 1992 a state appeals court ruled that if men …

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Beautiful Like Christine

Posted on June 15th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Crazy Pictures.

Beautiful like Christine

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Standard of Living

Posted on June 15th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Crazy Pictures.

What you can’t see about this picture is that is actually the line to get into Macy’s the day after Thanksgiving.
Standard of Living - Macy’s

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The Decline of Men - Making Way for the Metrosexuals

Posted on June 14th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

What’s happening? Am I in the Twilight Zone?

Today I, with great enthusiasm, logged on to see who had made People Magazine’s List of the Hottest Bachelors of 2007 (not because I’m looking for someone else, babe, I’m just tired of us lying in bed and having to peruse the pages of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue over and over). The first image I saw was one of dreamboat Matthew McConaughey wearing only swim trunks and carrying a surfboard. Yes, yes, I thought. We’re off to a great start… Excited, I clicked to the next picture.

My excitement quickly waned as I clicked through photo after photo of celebrity men that have about as much sex appeal as… well, …

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The Approval of Presidents

Posted on June 13th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

I’ll let the graphs tell the story on this one, but it seems to me for the most part we pretty much only like a president when they aren’t doing a whole hell of a lot. The charts represent approval ratings. What do these charts tell me.. not a whole lot.. we are fickle people who change our minds a lot and for very silly reasons. By the time bush two is out of office it is likely his approval ratings will be close to 50%, and this isn’t surprising it is simply statistics. Numbers usually return to the mean given enough time. Mark my words, heck when view incomparison to the other presidents on this list he …

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