Congratulations to the Goldman Family

Although I’m pretty sure they don’t read Chris vs. Chris, I want to extend a congratulations to the family of Ron Goldman for their perseverance and on Monday’s ruling that 90% of the proceeds of OJ Simpson’s disgustingly self-absorbed book “If I Did It.” Considering that OJ hasn’t paid a dime to the Goldman and Brown families despite losing a $38 million dollar civil suit to them years ago, it’s about fucking time.

Instead of paying them as he was court ordered to do, he attempted to funnel the profits of the book that would detail how he murdered their family members (hypothetically of course) so that they couldn’t touch a penny. As if simply murdering two people wasn’t enough… oh wait, I mean as if murdering the mother of your young children wasn’t enough… oh I mean… as if murdering the mother of your young children, getting custody of those kids, hiding your money so that you can avoid paying a civil suit you lost against the families of your victims, and then writing a book that exploited how you got away with murder and tried to keep THAT money from going to the families of the victims… wait, I guess a judge finally decided enough’s enough.

I don’t think there are enough “fuck yous” to be handed to Mr. Simpson in this lifetime, but I do enjoy seeing them come even if they’re few and far between.

Let this be a lesson to the rest of the world… if you’re going to murder people, don’t expect to write a book about it to support your expensive lifestyle. Maybe OJ should just don a ski mask and rob a bank instead.

Sucks To Be You



Naked Mole Rat

Going through life is hard enough,

but to go through life looking like a dick with buck teeth must be horrible.

This little animal really exists!

Unbelievable but true.  It’s called a Naked Mole-Rat, from Africa.

The Cornerstone of Our Legal System– Jury Duty

While I was in Canada, my boss received a jury summons and one night, while waiting for the crew to shoot the next scene, we entered into a discussion about the best way for him to get out of it. Everyone there had advice. “Say you know someone involved with the case,” “Say you make crime movies and have enough experience to know who’s innocent or guilty right off the bat,” “Say you’re a Jehovah’s Witness,” “Say you hold a police officer’s testimony over anyone else’s.”

Everyone seemed to have a strategy for getting kicked off a jury as if it were an art form. I didn’t think much about it until I read an article today on CNN about the measures that counties have had to go to just to get enough jurors to try the cases that need to be tried.

In New York state, occupational exemptions to jury service have been eliminated, so doctors, lawyers, firefighters, police officers and even judges can no longer get out of jury duty.

In Washington, D.C., judges have summoned no-shows to court, where they must explain why they missed their date or face up to seven days in jail and a $300 fine.

In Tulare County, California, sheriffs go to the homes of no-shows and hand them orders to appear in court to explain themselves.

Around the country, some courts have tried to make jury service less burdensome by raising daily fees paid to jurors, limiting jury service to one day or one trial, and reimbursing jurors for parking costs.

In a survey conducted by the National Center for State Courts, it was suggested that only about 46 percent of people summoned for jury duty show up. Many of the rest did not show up or were excused or disqualified for a variety of reasons, including medical or financial hardship, or employment in a job exempt from jury service. Or, they never received their jury summons because it was mailed to an outdated address.

In Manhattan, about 33 percent of those summoned show up the day they are called. In Boston, about 24 percent of the people called for jury duty in 2006 completed their service before the end of the year — the juror shortage has become so acute that court officials are worried they may run out of jurors before the end of the year.

In Tulare County, California, where the trial of two brothers accused of murdering five people in a bar had to be delayed a day because not enough prospective jurors showed up, Superior Court Judge Lloyd Hicks said the warning letters and visits from the sheriff are making a difference. He said the no-show rate has declined from about 56 percent to 39 percent since the crackdown began about a year ago.

Now… I’m not a huge fan of jury duty. No one wants to receive a summons and be told that despite what they had planned, they have to change plans and show up for an unspecified amount of time to see whether or not they’ll be put on a jury– and if they are, they may have to put their lives on hold and show up for who knows how long at court. BUT… this is our system. And it’s a fairly good one compared to other countries.

We want all the things the system affords us — a fair trial by a jury of our peers, the ability to appeal, a defense attorney assigned to you despite whether or not you can pay for one. But yet, when it comes down to making sure this system works, we’re all much too busy to waste our time sitting on a jury because quite frankly, we’d just rather be doing something else.

There’s a problem with that mentality. We want the system to work, but we don’t want to put in the effort ourselves. We’d rather have someone else do it. Even though I think it’s pathetic that courts must go to such extremes to find a jury pool, I agree with cracking down on those who just blow it off.

If I could make one improvement to the system, it would be to allow people to schedule their own jury duty at the beginning of each calendar year so they could pick a time most convenient to them and have enough time to make preparations at work, or with childcare, etc. But until those reforms take place, we’re still obligated to perform our civic duties as jurors.

So next time you get a summons, show up and answer the questions truthfully. We’re all a part of this system, and that’s the way it should be.

What’s in the Name

Sometimes certain people shoudl just not get married… and if they do they should under no circumstances  hyphenate their names!  For some reason I get the impression that all the below people realized they were playing a joke on the world when they choose to hyphenate their names, and while I give them props for having a sense of humor, I’m guessing 10 years from now they will be thinking… WTF was I thinking.

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The Likelihood of Dating a Christopher…

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Last week, Christopher’s parents came to visit and while Christopher was spending time with his dad, I spent quite a bit of time with his mom. Now… let me give you some background on our names. Christopher is called “Chris” by almost everyone. I am called “Christine” by almost everyone except my immediate family. They call me “Chris.” When Christopher and I visit my family and someone says, “Hey, Chris…” we both turn and look, but my family calls Christopher “Christopher” because they’re used to calling me “Chris.” It’s all a little confusing for sure.

While Christopher’s parents were out, his mother had lunch with my mother and my mom called me “Chris.” And that’s how this whole thing about name confusion came about.

For the sake of this blog… I’m glad we’re both Chris or the whole “chris vs. chris” thing wouldn’t be nearly as cute. But his mom and I, after lunch, were in the car and she said to me… “How funny the two of you have the same name… what are the odds you’d end up with a Chris?”

I laughed and nodded, but it got me thinking about what those odds really were. So I decided to look it up on the SSA’s website to see what my chances were of ending up with a Christopher.

On average, between the birth years of 1970 and 1977 (which would be the correct birth years for the age of men I would date), 2.8% of the males were named Christopher. In 1970-71, it was the 6th most common male name, 72-73 the 2nd most common male name, and 74-77 the 3rd most common male name. So of all the men in my dating pool, almost 3 out of 100 were named ‘Christopher.’ I would only be more likely to date someone by the name of Michael or Jason (the number 1 and 2 names for that time period, on average). So the answer is… it was considerably likely that I might end up with one.

Now, for Christopher, the likelihood of him dating a Christine is less. Only .66% of the women in the same dating pool have the name Christine. Throughout the course of those years, the name Christine ranged from the 14th most common female name to the 30th most common. Now… to make things more complicated, if you include the name “Christina” as a form of the female “Chris,” his chances of dating a “Chris” are higher than mine were of dating a “Christopher.” But Christina does not count (despite the fact that many, many people seem to think they are the same name and cannot decipher between the “a” and “e” vowel), so we won’t go there.

If you want to look up your name to see how many people you share it with, you can look up your birth year at www.ssa.gov website.