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5 Ways to Train Your Man to Pee INSIDE the Toilet

Originally posted on March 30th, 2005

5 Ways to Train Your Man to Get Every Last Drop Inside the Bowl…

1. Line the floor around the toilet with issues of his favorite sports magazine. Since we know a man will never actually bend down and pick up anything that is on the floor, he will be very careful not to drip on them. Note: when trying this, it is very important that you use only sports magazines. If you use issues of Playboy or some other T & A magazine, you may end up needing to wipe down the floor and the walls…

2. Put a handful of cheerios in the toilet. Men love simple, mindless games that challenge their motor skills. This is why they stand in line for hours to purchase the latest games on X-box. When he sees the cheerios floating in the toilet, his first inclination will [...]

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Seeing the Forest Through the Trees

Posted on July 11th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: True Story.

Okay… so the title of this post is kinda lame. I’m surprised it got you to read it. But you did, so we’re off on the right foot… let’s just keep going.

So I’m sitting in the airport in Canada waiting for my flight back to the good ole US of A a couple days ago and as Christopher will tell you, I don’t have the focus to read more than four pages of a book at a time, so I’m sitting in the terminal, a book open in my lap, watching other people and listening to their conversations.

I observed something that is probably very mundane, but I found interesting nonetheless especially because you know I’m on my kick …

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Welcome Home Beautiful :)

Posted on July 9th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: True Story.

Christine returns tonight… (technically at 12:01) but close enough!

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The Politics of Dogs and Cats

Posted on July 8th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Crazy Pictures, Hilarious.

Politics of Dogs and Cats

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Crazy Religious Mom

Posted on July 6th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

I’m copying and pasting a recent chat session. It’s pretty much the funnies damn things I’ve read in awhile.
#779288:

<TRG> so, my mom was putting in her CD with church pics but it wouldn’t work on her computer
<TRG> so she put it in mine
<TRG> now, the last thing I watched on windows media player was hardcore lesbian porn
<TRG> that got into the action right away
<TRG> so my mom puts in the cd into my computer
<TRG> opens up windows media players
<TRG> and the porn starts playing
<TRG> and when I realized what was happening I was like “oh fuck”
<TRG> but then…
<TRG> she goes berserk
<TRG> she was screaming “THIS CD HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!!”
<TRG> and she took out a …

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