Originally posted on July 22nd, 2005

1. When she starts to talk crazy.. (like accusing you of taking her granted), thank her politely for cooking you lunch and get up and start to put your shoes and and then tell her what time you will be back for dinner.

2. When she tells you “You don’t really care about me”, look at her bewildered and ask her to define her meaning of “care” because is going to have to be more specific

3. When she tells you to let her out of the car… slam on your breaks, open and the door and push here out… you won’t get this chance often so make the most of it.

4. It is a good idea to “girlfriend proof” one of the rooms in your house.. and what I mean is.. add a couple extra steal dead lock’s, add some sound proofing barriers and make sure there is a window you can [...]

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Half-Ass Quitters

Posted on August 31st, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

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I can’t stand smokers, really I can’t. I won’t even kiss a girl who smokes, let alone ever choose to date one. But I’ll tell you what I hate even more, I hate half-hearted quitters.

There are two types of quitters. Those who say I quit and never pick up another cigarette the rest of their lives. I like these people. These are strong willed beings who deserve a brownie or sugary item of their choice, they will go far in life and be successful in anything they choose to do.

Then there is the other type of quitter. The “I’ve been trying to quit for 14 years now” …

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Stud

Posted on August 30th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Crazy Pictures.

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The difference is… well… at least he’s hung like a horse. -)

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The Predators of Dateline

Posted on August 30th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

There has always been something that bothered me about the show “To Catch a Predator”, Christine and I will have these conversations where she thinks the show is totally legit and I think it’s a bunch of bullshit entrapment.  As I was doing some research for this post I came to learn that the show is supported by a group called “Perverted Justice”, they actually setup the stings and members of their group are the ones who pose as minors on the Internet chat rooms and attempt to lure men into meeting them for sex.

What’s interesting about this is that in May 07, the former producer Marsha Bartel filed a lawsuit against NBC, alleging that she was fired for insisting …

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Wunny Funce

Posted on August 29th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

What is Wunny Funce? If you’ve never heard of it… I’m not surprised. You may, yourself, may be in a Wunny Funce relationship with a friend, a mate, a coworker, a sibling… and yet, call it by a different name. For others, the concept of Wunny Funce may be completely foreign… and if that’s the case, it can either be a very good thing… or a very bad one…

Okay, I’ve built this shit up enough. I’ll get to the point.

I first heard about Wunny Funce when I was in college. I don’t quite remember who introduced me to it… I think it was one of my roommates sophomore year. I remember we were with …

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Christopher’s Restaurant Rules

Posted on August 28th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

I love eating out, especially with Christine.. the idea of someone slaving over a hot stove to cook me my country friend chicken while I admire Christine’s cleavage is great for my ego and stress levels. HOWEVER certain restaurants have certain issues that just piss me off for example some restaurants have a policy that whenever any of their customers has a birthday the whole wait staff runs over and sings happy birthday. Who the fuck started this dumb ass idea, first like I really give a flying fuck that it’s somebody else’s birthday.. (I hardly notice my own), second it is not ok to disturb my relaxing evening with your horrible rendition of “Happy Birthday”. …

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