Monthly Archives: August 2007

Weird Thought of the Day…

If you’ve been reading our site for a long time, you’ve probably seen at least one of my ‘weird thoughts’ posts. This is one of those. The other day, I was watching a commercial with people dancing. And my thought … Continue reading

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Miss Teen U.S.A

Asked why a fifth of Americans could not locate the United States on a world map….. Her answer, in its entirety, was: “I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in … Continue reading

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Things I Learned About Soccer

Last night, Christopher took me to my first pro soccer game: Los Angeles Galaxy vs. Chivas USA. We had a really good time and completely enjoyed it, but there were some things I noticed (and maybe I was in the … Continue reading

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Starfucks Tip Cups

*UM ERMUM* Glancing up from my newly poured steaming cup of coffee at the wimpy looking dude behind the counter at Starfucks I think to myself.. “what now”. Christopher: “What’s up?” SFE: (Starfucks Employee): Points at the tip cup. Christopher: … Continue reading

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Muy Bien Mexico

Everybody here knows how I feel about all the illegal immigrants streaming across our borders, stealing jobs from Americans, not speaking English, blah blah blah.. Unfortunately most of you (judging from my email box) with your limited thought capacity are … Continue reading

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