Originally posted on March 11th, 2005

Piss a Guy Off When He's Watching Football
  1. Stand in front of the t.v. and show him the routine you learned at 5th grade cheerleading camp that’s sort of similar to the one that the Raiderettes do during half-time. Except… make sure that half-time is now over, and if you can’t remember the whole routine, just start over from the beginning.
  2. Cheer really loud and jump up and down when the other team scores. When he asks you why you’re cheering for the other team, just say you like their uniforms better.
  3. Every time a team makes a first, second, or third down, ask him, “Now who has the ball?”
  4. Tell him that you were offered box seats to the game because your boss wasn’t going to use them, but you turned them down. When he gives you a look like he doesn’t [...]

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9 Ways to Test Her Love

Posted on September 30th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

    I think in every relationship there comes a time where you really need to know where you stand.  The truth is relationships are really about testing your significant other to see if they are up to snuff, how they react to certain things can tell you a lot about how deep their feelings are for you.  If the girl doesn’t mind you burping in her face.. that is probably a good thing… ok she might mind but as long as she can giggle that is good.  Over the years I’ve devised a variety of ways to test my status wiht Christine and I’ve listed them below.

    1. The Gum Test - This is personally one of my favorites. Basically the way

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    Upgraded 2.3 - Directions Might Have Helped

    Posted on September 28th, 2007 by Christopher.
    Categories: Announcements.

    So the blog us back up after being down for 4 or 5 hours, basically the install went.. “pretty smooth” however the Ultimate Tag Warrior plugin actually screwed the install up enough to allow it not to happen.. after I eventually started deleting things in hopes of fixing things the situation started to get brighter… lucky for me I started with UTW. .

    Anyway… eventually got the upgrade to go through but still had a broken .htaccess file (which I had changed in an attempt to fix things early).  It’s all good now.. and I do realize nobody cares.. on the bright side.. 2.4 should work perfect out of the box and my big worry about the two  plugins we also …

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    Hail Meisha…

    Posted on September 28th, 2007 by Christine.
    Categories: True Story.

    Recent pics of the beautiful little girl. This was taken around her 2nd birthday…smaller-meisha-with-irises.jpg

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    A Fish Tank I would Buy

    Posted on September 27th, 2007 by Christopher.
    Categories: Crazy Pictures.

    Now This Is a Fish Take I would Buy

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    Mark It On Your Calander & No Upgrade :(

    Posted on September 25th, 2007 by Christopher.
    Categories: Hilarious.

    Ok… so Christine was right about something that we were in direct disagreement about for the first time.

    The flight from Los Angeles to Chicago is over 3 hours…. ( I was confident that it was under 3 hours ).

    Additionally I don’t think we will be updating to WP 2.3 anytime soon, because I will bet my last $ that it is going to break every custom thing I’ve ever built on this site.

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