Originally posted on April 4th, 2005

Thirty years ago, when people were sitting down as a family to watch “Leave it to Beaver” and “Father Knows Best,” traditional gender roles were what people strived for. The ideal life was a strong, handsome father who worked an 8 hour day at some ambiguous office job that prompted him to dress up in a suit and tie every morning, and take a briefcase out the door with him (even though he never brought any work home from the office to begin with ???), a mother who hummed happily as she spent half her day chatting with the girls at the beauty salon and the other half of the day vacuuming and making dinner, and two perfect children who never got arrested, pregnant, or wanted to drop out of school but they were certainly rascals at time playing pranks on their teachers [...]

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Happy Halloween, Y’All!

Posted on October 31st, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Crazy Pictures.

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Our Trip to Mexico!

Posted on October 22nd, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

To help Christopher out with his Spanish-speaking skills, we decided to take an impromptu trip to Mexico. As you can see from our home movie, he picked up the customs really well!

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How To Kill Yourself Like a Man

Posted on October 22nd, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

How To Kill Yourself In A Cool Way

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Lost In Translation

Posted on October 22nd, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

True Story… driving home last night starving.. so I stop at one of the million “Fried Chicken Restaurants”, now I will admit I wasn’t in my nice and undiverse pueblo of Redondo Beach. However that really doesn’t excuse my experience at Jack’s Fried Chicken. So I drag my straving ass into JFK and sit down.. (yes it was sitdown)… the young mexican waitress comes up and asks me what I’ll have… I spot an interesting ad.. “Meal in Box” and think to myself now that sounds perfectly simple but I wasn’t sure what was included… and the exchange happens like this.

C: I’ll have the Meal in a Box, what exactly does that contain?

Waitress or …

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Calling All Clairvoyants…

Posted on October 16th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

So Lily’s recent comment inspired this post. As I was scouring the internet for relevant and life-changing news to blog about, I came across a job ad for psychics. Everything in italics was taken directly from hiringpsychics.com (which apparently is THE place for psychics to go when they’re looking for work… I wonder how many of them apply and then don’t get hired… wouldn’t they know not to waste their time on a job they won’t get? Maybe only the “real” psychics get hired… yeah, that’s probably it…)

Straight from their website:

At California Psychics we’re looking for “The Best” Psychics. Do you have what it takes to be a “California Psychic?” If so, …

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