Originally posted on April 4th, 2008

This is mostly targeted toward the workplace and how when there isn’t a man available for the job to get a woman to work at maximum efficiency.

  1. Pick young married women. They usually have more sense of responsibility than their unmarried friends, they’re less likely to be flirtatious, they need the work or they wouldn’t be doing it, they still have the pep and interest to work hard and to deal with the public efficiently.
  2. Retain a physician to give each woman you hire a special physical examination - one covering female conditions. This step not only protects the property against the possibilities of lawsuit, but reveals whether the employee-to-be has any female weaknesses which would make her mentally of physically unfit for the job.
  3. Stress at the outset the importance of time the fact that a minute or [...]

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Battle of The Sexes - Stumble Card

Posted on November 27th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Stumblecard - Battle of the Sexes - ChrisVsChris.com

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Stress Free Child Rearing

Posted on November 24th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Raising kids is about 1% gratification and 99% perspiration.. or something like that… anyway this isn’t the way it needs to be. Believe it or not psychologists now admit that lazy parenting is the best parenting. Why you ask? Because if your not happy your kids sure as shit won’t be happy. So go on, reach for another beer, pick up the remote control and let your kids know that you have needs too!  Now I can’t say I have all the answers.. (after all I don’t even have kids) but I do have some important guild lines that you can follow that I think will lead to fantastically balanced children.

Arm Wresting
Take every opportunity …

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Deceptively Ironic Wordplay

Posted on November 23rd, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

I’ll admit, I’m the first one in pretty much any conversation or chat session to misuse a word, or create a misspelling…. grammer is not my strong suit.. foo shoo. This morning while listening to the radio I heard the DJ use the word irregardless… and it made me think….. people that people listen to on the radio misuse words.. a lot…. so I wanted to do my part to educate everybody on proper word usage.

1. Irregardless
People think it means: Regardless.
What it actually means: Not a damned thing.

Explanation:
This is not a word. Now, we have no problem with making up words (if a particular scent can only be described as “fartalicious,” we reserve the right …

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Cheaters, Cheaters, Cheaters

Posted on November 16th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

So Christopher and I got into an interesting conversation last night after I told him about something I’d heard on the radio. At this point, you’re probably all aware of the controversial internet dating site called Ashley Madison. The tag line for the site is “When Monogamy becomes Monotony” and it’s basically a site where married and “involved” people who want to cheat on their spouses or fiances can go to meet either single or other married people who want to help them cheat.

I probably needn’t explain why this is controversial. Opposition to the site basically consists of this: Sites like these (as well as the controversial billboard put up by an east coast law firm …

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Christine’s Advice to the Hooters’ Waitress

Posted on November 14th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

So a couple weekends ago, my friend and her husband came into town and wanted me to drive them around Hollywood doing the tourist thing, which I was happy to take a day off from work to do. Our wandering led us to Mann’s Chinese Theater where crews were setting up for the premiere of “Fred Claus.” Hoping we might get a glimpse of Vince Vaughn, we hung out for a while until we all decided we were pretty hungry and realized it would be best to find a restaurant close by because parking in Hollywood, especially on a premiere night, sucks.

The only restaurant on the block happened to be Hooters and my …

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