Originally posted on July 22nd, 2005

1. When she starts to talk crazy.. (like accusing you of taking her granted), thank her politely for cooking you lunch and get up and start to put your shoes and and then tell her what time you will be back for dinner.

2. When she tells you “You don’t really care about me”, look at her bewildered and ask her to define her meaning of “care” because is going to have to be more specific

3. When she tells you to let her out of the car… slam on your breaks, open and the door and push here out… you won’t get this chance often so make the most of it.

4. It is a good idea to “girlfriend proof” one of the rooms in your house.. and what I mean is.. add a couple extra steal dead lock’s, add some sound proofing barriers and make sure there is a window you can [...]

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Lightning Strike …. Crazy

Posted on November 14th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Seriously I don’t think I would be laughing… at least not like these two retards.

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November 2007 Ridiculousness

Posted on November 10th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

Roosevelt Sims was experiencing diabetic shock, but Amtrak employee’s thought he was drunk. They decided to throw him off the train in the middle of a national forest in Arizona, two miles from the nearest road. He was found several days later, dehydrated & disoriented, about two miles from where the train left him. Amtrak officials say the employee’s were just following company policy.

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Daniel Horne was on his way home from a night out with friends when their car broke down. They decided to walk to the nearest town for help, but someone thought they were dumping the car & called the police. The police cruiser responding to the call jumped the curb, knocking …

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Ozzy’s Fucking Pissed

Posted on November 8th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

I just had to post on this because it’s HILARIOUS. Here’s the article which I’ve condensed… I’m reproducing it from Dave’s Daily (not exactly a reliable source so I’m not sure if it’s real… but if it is… it’s awesome.)

Ozzy Osbourne is up in arms because police in Fargo, ND set up a sting operation by sending invites to wanted criminals saying they’d been invited to a party in which Ozzy was supposed to be a star guest. Ozzy was playing in a nearby arena so the invite seemed legitimate (at least it did to 30 of the 500 invitees who showed up and were promptly arrested for outstanding warrants).

But Ozzy said: “Instead …

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The Essence of Ebony

Posted on November 6th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Crazy Pictures.


Ebony Wacko Jacko

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The Problem With Sex Offenders

Posted on November 2nd, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

The problem with sex offenders is… well… they’re sex offenders. And like most people in this country, I don’t particularly want them living next door to me. But the issue of how to deal with them brings up some interesting questions about our legal system, personal rights, and the practicality of our government actually doing everything they can to keep people safe.

Yesterday, I read in the paper about the number of ‘homeless’ sex offenders that are now flying under the radar because stringent laws about where they’re allowed to live may be in fact, too stringent. Let me recap the article for you…

Basically, Jessica’s Law which was approved in California as a response to a girl named …

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