Originally posted on March 14th, 2005


Here’s how to tell if your man is straight or gay…

10.
Straight: He wears the same shirt for three days.
Gay: He wears three shirts a day.

9.
Straight: He thinks you spend too much money on getting your hair done.
Gay: He offers to do your belliage for you to save you money.

8.
Straight: When you ask him if he thinks Orlando Bloom is hot, he says, “I can’t judge if other guys are hot or not.”
Gay: When you ask him if he thinks Orlando Bloom is hot, he says, “Well… not as hot as Antonio Banderas.”

7.
Straight: A weekend outing with the “guys” involves either golf, football, or lap dances.
Gay: A weekend outing with the “guys” involves dancing, wine tasting, or a quick trip to San Francisco.

6.
Straight: He owns [...]

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Boobs 4 Joe

Posted on December 14th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

I know I’ve been slacking here.. so I thought I would help launch a new product for Apple while at the same time satisfy every bodies appetite for cleavage.
 New Apple Product

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The Freedom of Expression, Bad Taste… Both.

Posted on December 7th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

Penn State - Virginia Tech Students - Costumes
 
Penn State - Virginia Tech - Costume - Guy

Two Penn State students, dressed as Virginia Tech shooting victims, at a Halloween party have enraged people from the Virginia Tech community, as well as the entire country.
Penn State officials were quick to respond to the costumes.

“We are appalled that these individuals would display this level of insensitivity, indifference, and lack of common decency and sense by dressing up in this manner, the school said.  The fact that one of these individuals is actually from Virginia, makes it …

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Herpes Genitalis and Acyclovir (aka Christine Freaks Out)

Posted on December 6th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: True Story.

So it’s now December and I’ve been up here in Canada working for almost a month. Last year, when I came up for our December movie, I got a big ugly cold sore on my lip from the stress and spent most of the time I was at Christopher’s parents’ house in Pennsylvania applying Balmex and wrapping a scarf around my head.

After that incident, Christopher’s mother (who is a nurse) sent me some some little free sample packets of Acyclovir ointment so I could take them with me when I travel. As I was packing for this trip, I anticipated I’d be under a great deal of stress and braving the extreme cold …

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