Originally posted on June 1st, 2005

It seems Christine started a trend on the web and now people are writing about their relationship with there cell phone all over that place, at first she was offended but then she realized that plagiary is the best compliment… or something like that so in the hopes that I’m paying her a compliment I’m going to write about my experience with my trashy little cell phone and hopefully plagiarize a little bit in the process.

Unlike Christine, I have never gotten along with my cell phone, it is has been rocky from the beginning, I somehow knew when I picked her up on the corner of Crenshaw and Compton Blvd, (a place where white people should never venture) that she was going to end up being a trick whore with a crack addiction but I like my toys and I like my toys hack, crack and tricked out.. So [...]

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Boobs 4 Joe

Posted on December 14th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

I know I’ve been slacking here.. so I thought I would help launch a new product for Apple while at the same time satisfy every bodies appetite for cleavage.
 New Apple Product

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The Freedom of Expression, Bad Taste… Both.

Posted on December 7th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

Penn State - Virginia Tech Students - Costumes
 
Penn State - Virginia Tech - Costume - Guy

Two Penn State students, dressed as Virginia Tech shooting victims, at a Halloween party have enraged people from the Virginia Tech community, as well as the entire country.
Penn State officials were quick to respond to the costumes.

“We are appalled that these individuals would display this level of insensitivity, indifference, and lack of common decency and sense by dressing up in this manner, the school said.  The fact that one of these individuals is actually from Virginia, makes it …

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Herpes Genitalis and Acyclovir (aka Christine Freaks Out)

Posted on December 6th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: True Story.

So it’s now December and I’ve been up here in Canada working for almost a month. Last year, when I came up for our December movie, I got a big ugly cold sore on my lip from the stress and spent most of the time I was at Christopher’s parents’ house in Pennsylvania applying Balmex and wrapping a scarf around my head.

After that incident, Christopher’s mother (who is a nurse) sent me some some little free sample packets of Acyclovir ointment so I could take them with me when I travel. As I was packing for this trip, I anticipated I’d be under a great deal of stress and braving the extreme cold …

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Battle of The Sexes - Stumble Card

Posted on November 27th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Stumblecard - Battle of the Sexes - ChrisVsChris.com

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Stress Free Child Rearing

Posted on November 24th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Raising kids is about 1% gratification and 99% perspiration.. or something like that… anyway this isn’t the way it needs to be. Believe it or not psychologists now admit that lazy parenting is the best parenting. Why you ask? Because if your not happy your kids sure as shit won’t be happy. So go on, reach for another beer, pick up the remote control and let your kids know that you have needs too!  Now I can’t say I have all the answers.. (after all I don’t even have kids) but I do have some important guild lines that you can follow that I think will lead to fantastically balanced children.

Arm Wresting
Take every opportunity …

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