Originally posted on May 24th, 2005


Some people just take their coffee drinking WAY too serious… Now I really don’t have a problem with people who like drinking “good coffee” (as if there is such a thing) but I do have a problem with people who think they are better then me because they have been brainwashed by Starfucks Inc into thinking they are cool because they are drinking some lame ass coffee that a corporation made cool to drink.
Now people who mind their own business and buy good coffee grind it up and drink their coffee without looking down on me with my styrofoam cup of shitty Folders coffee y’all are cool with me. Very live and let live type of people, it’s the Starfuck minions that are on my nerves today… Now you must all understand I fucking HATE the taste of coffee, I drink it for two [...]

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The Secret to Happiness

Posted on January 24th, 2008 by Christine.
Categories: True Story.

What is your answer to this question…?

Which person do you think is happier– a person who has won the lottery one year after he/she won, OR a person who has become a paraplegic one year after he/she lost the use of his/her legs?

It seems sort of obvious to most that if, given that choice themselves, they’d choose the first believing that winning the lottery would make them happier than being wheelchair bound. In an actual study of both groups of people, they actually all reported the same level of happiness in their life.

I recently watched a 20-minute presentation by Harvard psychologist Dan Gilbert on www.ted.com (Technology, Entertainment, Design– which is an annual conference where intelligent, innovative …

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20 reasons I’d be a good trophy wife

Posted on January 21st, 2008 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

1. I laugh at all jokes, even ones that are sexist or simply not funny, just to make your friends feel good about themselves.

2. I look pretty in expensive clothes and don’t mind if other women hate me for bragging about how much money you make.

3. I don’t eat much which keeps the grocery bill down and prefer eating out anyway.

4. I have experience and expertise in hiring maids, nannies, and gardeners.

5. I don’t mind using your credit card to have the car detailed a few times a month so people don’t think “you let your wife drive around town in a dirty car.”

6. I always shop at the same high-end boutiques, play tennis at …

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Happy Martin Luther King Day!

Posted on January 21st, 2008 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

Just a quickie to say Happy Martin Luther King Day.

For me, Martin Luther King Day will always remind me of the big earthquake in California that demo’d the 10 Fwy back in 1994. I was in college at the time, living in an apartment on the tenth floor of a downtown high rise, and it was the first earthquake I’d ever been in… a very memorable experience to say the least.

To celebrate, here are some facts about MLK Day that you might not have known:

MLK Day is always celebrated on the third Monday in January. That Monday was chosen because it was close to Dr. Martin Luther King jr.’s birthday which is January …

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The Invite

Posted on January 18th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

The Wedding Invite

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Privacy In Public

Posted on January 15th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

Even Christine once a staunch ACLU supporter (now a self proclaimed “Moderate” - which pretty much automatically disqualifies oneself for ACLU membership) has lost faith in an organization that seems on the surface (their title) that it should be about things that both her and I tend to care about. (Keeping and expanding our freedoms).

The ACLU lates and greatest cause is to argue that people are entitled to privacy even when they are in public. I know what your thinking.. “That doesn’t so bad”. Well what about if that privacy right the ACLU is arguing for is the right to have private sex in a public restroom. Yes.. you read that right… In an …

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