Originally posted on July 22nd, 2005

1. When she starts to talk crazy.. (like accusing you of taking her granted), thank her politely for cooking you lunch and get up and start to put your shoes and and then tell her what time you will be back for dinner.

2. When she tells you “You don’t really care about me”, look at her bewildered and ask her to define her meaning of “care” because is going to have to be more specific

3. When she tells you to let her out of the car… slam on your breaks, open and the door and push here out… you won’t get this chance often so make the most of it.

4. It is a good idea to “girlfriend proof” one of the rooms in your house.. and what I mean is.. add a couple extra steal dead lock’s, add some sound proofing barriers and make sure there is a window you can [...]

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Idiotic Subprime Lawsuit - Baltimore vs Wells Fargo

Posted on January 12th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

There are a few things I have no patience for and one of them is the people complaining about how the subprime mess isn’t fair and that it’s just not fair that there rates are going to readjust and that they will be forced to either sell their house or be foreclosed on. The mess is now reaching the city level with this week’s announcement that Baltimore will be suing Wells Fargo for a pattern of predatory lending practices in Baltimore’s poorest neighborhoods, leading to foreclosure rates that are nearly double the citywide average.

The big reason that the policy makers fo the city care about this is because they collect tax revenue from people who own houses… …

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15 Things You Can’t Say Around Black People Anymore

Posted on January 10th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

1. Nigger
2. Colored
3. Tar Baby
4. Slavery
5. Coon
6. Negro
7. Cotton Picker
8. Lynch
9. Blackie
10. Darkies
11. Dark Chocolate
12. Dark as Night
13. Black Coffee
14. Midnight
15. Noir

If you want to be equal spare me the PC bullshit and stop being offended, because as you can see from the above list.. eventually it just becomes ridiculous. I am not offended when people say white boys can’t jump, or if I get called Cracker. Are people really that insecure and if a whole race is really that insecure.. what does that say. I mean when was the last time someone was lynched? That word doesn’t have any special meaning to white people.. (nor should it have any special meaning to any other people considering at …

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The Making of the Bread

Posted on January 5th, 2008 by Christine.
Categories: True Story.

Let me start by saying I’ve been in kind of a weird funk lately. I always get sort of depressed after the holidays and cold, gray weather affects me very negatively. So that’s what poor Christopher has been dealing with the past couple of weeks. I decided after being a grouch to be around, I wanted to do something for him to show him how much I appreciate him, so I decided to give him a few really good blow jobs and make this bread that he’s been asking me to make for seriously over a year.

It’s not like I’ve been blowing off making bread because I don’t give a shit about what he wants. The …

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Plugging Along Into The New Year

Posted on January 5th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Announcements.

Seems like it is that time of year again… actually it is that time of year again… ok ok (5 days late) when it’s time for me to look back on the past year… and attempt to make some good plans going forward. Tonight seems like as good as night as any, Christine is off relaxing with her sister and I’ve been pounding away at a big backlog of work I have.

Well reviewing 2007 is pretty easy… it was a good year for both Christine & I, we found far less than normal.. I contribute this to the fact that I’ve learned to not attack her so much on the blog. So we fight less but …

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The Rookie Cop

Posted on January 3rd, 2008 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

On the first day of his job, a rookie cop had just put up a speed trap on the highway when a car came whizzing past. He flipped on his siren and pulled the car over. When he walked up to the driver’s window, he saw it was an old lady inside.

Surprised that it wasn’t some young teenager, he said, “Ma’am, do you know how fast you were going?”

“I wasn’t speeding if that’s what you’re suggesting,” said the old lady with a dismissive wave of her hand as she sighed and then crossed her arms.

A little shocked by the old lady’s attitude, the cop said, “According to the meter, you were, so… can I see your …

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