Originally posted on March 14th, 2005

Unfortunately, our monkey of a president is giving our bing bangs a bad name… so I’d like to go on the record and explain just how dissimilar our bushes are from, well, the dick that’s leading our country…

1. My pussy does not try to force its right-wing religious beliefs off on other people, and disguise it as a “traditional family value.”

2. My pussy is not hated by nearly every other country in the world.

3. My pussy did not spend millions of the taxpayer’s money to fly military aircraft 30 miles and land on the USS Abraham Lincoln just for a photo opportunity.

4. My pussy was not convicted of drunk driving.

5. My pussy has never taken campaign contributions from key player in the Enron scandal Kenneth Lay (but it has been laid by a guy named Ken -) )

6. My pussy still sees the [...]

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Saying Goodbye.

Posted on April 16th, 2008 by Christine.
Categories: True Story.

This is not an easy post for me to write but after talking to Christopher, we felt it was time to let you all know…

About a month ago, Christopher and I parted ways and officially ended our 3 1/2 year sometimes amazing, often tumultuous relationship. I won’t go into details, but there were some things about “us” that just didn’t seem to work and neither of us could get a handle on to fix.

We’ve decided to leave the site up, but at the moment, neither of us are particularly in the mood to post anything of real substance. Perhaps that will change with a little time.

This site was a gift from Christopher for me… it was sort of …

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“Do Not”

Posted on April 16th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

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Happy Tax Day, Americans!

Posted on April 15th, 2008 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

Today’s the big day, so I hope you get your taxes postmarked by midnight (I prefer to submit mine online), and unlike myself, I hope you get a refund! But just think, once it’s done, you don’t have to do them for another year. -)

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Hello There

Posted on April 8th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Crazy Pictures.

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The Real Tax Debate

Posted on April 7th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

Here’s a cold reality that none of the presidential candidates want to tell you: A shrinking number of Americans are bearing an ever bigger share of the nation’s income tax burden. Is that fair? is it sticking the rich with what they deserve? Or is it a sign of a growing social problem? As you file your tax return, and as the candidates cite assorted half-truths about U.S. taxes, those questions are worth our attention - as long as we face the surprising facts.

The first surprise for most people is the large proportion of Americans who actually get money back - not a refund, but a net payment-through the income tax system is huge. …

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