Originally posted on April 11th, 2005

Indian Tech Support
Over the past few weeks my computer has been acting like a bipolar child who missed it’s meds and is snorting coke to boot, so I needed some help with my winblows installation, keep in mind that I’ve build quite a few computers so I’m far from helpless here.. If I’ve resorted to calling tech support the situation is dire. I want to tell you about my experience.

Tech Support: (ITS) ello, thank you for calling winblows tech support what seems to be the trouble?

Me: Hey my computer and I need some help. I was messing with the operating system and now it won’t boot up.

ITS: Where are you calling from today?

Me: Los Angeles.. California..

ITS: In the United States yes?

Me: uhhh…… yes…

ITS: Hrmm… have you tried turning you your [...]

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“Do Not”

Posted on April 16th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

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Happy Tax Day, Americans!

Posted on April 15th, 2008 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

Today’s the big day, so I hope you get your taxes postmarked by midnight (I prefer to submit mine online), and unlike myself, I hope you get a refund! But just think, once it’s done, you don’t have to do them for another year. -)

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Hello There

Posted on April 8th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Crazy Pictures.

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The Real Tax Debate

Posted on April 7th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

Here’s a cold reality that none of the presidential candidates want to tell you: A shrinking number of Americans are bearing an ever bigger share of the nation’s income tax burden. Is that fair? is it sticking the rich with what they deserve? Or is it a sign of a growing social problem? As you file your tax return, and as the candidates cite assorted half-truths about U.S. taxes, those questions are worth our attention - as long as we face the surprising facts.

The first surprise for most people is the large proportion of Americans who actually get money back - not a refund, but a net payment-through the income tax system is huge. …

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Increasing Womens Effeciency

Posted on April 4th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

This is mostly targeted toward the workplace and how when there isn’t a man available for the job to get a woman to work at maximum efficiency.

  1. Pick young married women. They usually have more sense of responsibility than their unmarried friends, they’re less likely to be flirtatious, they need the work or they wouldn’t be doing it, they still have the pep and interest to work hard and to deal with the public efficiently.
  2. Retain a physician to give each woman you hire a special physical examination - one covering female conditions. This step not only protects the property against the possibilities of lawsuit, but reveals

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