10 Best Movies for a Girl to Masturbate To

Posted on February 17th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships, Top Tens.

vindiesel.jpg   10. Fast and Furious.
Why? Vin Diesel’s biceps are bigger than my thighs. In this movie, he plays Dominick, the gravelly-voiced leader of a street-racing crew. He breaks up fist fights, stands up for his friends, and walks around in a super-tight white t-shirt for absolutely no reason. The PG-rated sex scene between Vin and Michele Rodriguez in the garage is fodder for many nights worth of dreams.
 romancingstone.jpg  9. Romancing the Stone.
Michael Douglas, back when he still looked good, plays the rugged, edgy fortune-hunter, outwitting bad guys as he protects Kathleen Turner’s character– a true damsel in distress. Despite his natural tendencies to screw everyone over, he changes his evil ways just for her. Ahhhh… isn’t that what all women want?
 hrtc.jpg  8. High Road to China.
I know it’s slightly obscure and probably not even available on DVD. Tom Selleck plays a 1920s pilot hired to fly a rich heiress around the world, teaching her that she doesn’t know as much as her sheltered life has led her to believe. I don’t know about you, but I like identifying with a rich heiress.
 interview.jpg  7. Interview With a Vampire.
Tom Cruise, Antonio Banderas, and Brad Pitt all in the same movie. Need I say more?
 ihon.jpg  6. It Happened One Night.
Classic. Clark Gable plays a womanizing journalist who decides to take a wealthy heiress played by Claudette Colbert back to her father after she runs away. He’s dominating, tough, and doesn’t put up with her shit. And that’s why she falls in love with him.
 home fries.jpg  5. Home Fries.
Luke Wilson, Luke Wilson, Luke Wilson. He is the perfect boy next door. If I knew where he lived, I’d buy the house next to him.
 troy2.jpg  4. Troy.
Brad Pitt plays Achilles, the most respected warrior in ancient times. Tough, but benevolent. As he says to the captured Trojan virgin tied to his bed… "You needn’t fear me, girl. And you are the only Trojan who can say that." All I can say is damn, that chick has a good agent.
 good will hunting.jpg  3. Good Will Hunting.
Maybe I’m twisted, but the scene where Matt Damon’s character starts crying when he’s forced to face his abusive past made me want to do anything– and I mean anything– to ease that boy’s pain
 lostboys.jpg  2. Lost Boys.
Kiefer Sutherland, Billy Wirth, and Jason Patric play the sexiest vampires on the planet. Kiefer and Jason go head-to-head to gain the affections of Star, played by Jami Gertz. She’s a good girl who got mixed up with some very bad boys.
 fear.jpg  1. Fear.
You would not believe the mileage I’ve gotten out of this one. Two alpha males battling it out for control of teenaged Reese Witherspoon. The good guy is her super sexy father who’s determined to protect her from Mark Wahlberg’s obsessive infatuation. Sexy dad or hot boyfriend who made you orgasm on a roller coaster… these are tough decisions for a young girl.

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Angela the Virgin penned this

U’re too baad, girl! thanks for the laughs and the picks… they are hot! -)

March 18th, 2005

Christine the Lioness added

My pleasure, Angela… my pleasure. -)

April 21st, 2005

scott s the Virgin remarked

top million movies for a guy to masturbate to:

pretty much anything with boobs in it.

April 29th, 2005

Christine the Lioness mentioned

I would have figured it would have been the same ten as the women’s list… after all, most guys I’ve known have been pretty enthusiastic about watching women masturbate…

May 4th, 2005

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September 27th, 2005

Lea Horstemke the Virgin added

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» 10 Best Movies…

October 25th, 2005

Katie the Mercenary thought this

im surprised chritopher had nothing to say on this one lol

January 8th, 2006

Christine the Lioness thought this

Hehe… he wasn’t thrilled about me posting this… yet, I did it in response to his “bangin’ girls” post which came first. Funny how guys don’t really like having the tables turned. -)

January 8th, 2006

Christopher the Pyro said this

I wasn’t thrilled because…? Oh.. I remember because I’m not a FAG.. other then that you can get yourself off to whatever you want.. )

January 8th, 2006

Christine the Lioness added

LOL!

January 8th, 2006

Katie the Mercenary spake, and sayeth

dont be jealous Christopher )

January 8th, 2006

Christine 2 the Mercenary got all philosophical

Umm…I think I might be alone on this one, but besides Fear, Troy, and maybe Fight Club, I don’t think I could masturbate during any of these. I’ve often found that heterosexual women should just cut out the lovey dovey crap if your looking to come, and just settle on a nice lesbian porn (only with straight girls, of course!) )

February 25th, 2006

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