5 Levels of Love – It’s a Happy New Year!

This is how you can tell where you stand with your woman guys.

  1. She freely gives you a great hand jobs.
  2. She will throw some licking and sucking but still finish you off with her hand.
  3. She now gives blow jobs freely and takes it in her mouth.. but she spits.
  4. She has now developed a fetish for your semen and sends you nasty text messages about how badly she needs it.
  5. She has graduated to full porn star status and prefers facials… she also occasionally takes it in her mouth and holds it on her tongue with a sultry look and smile on her face. She now relishes the protein and skin care benefits of cum.

I’m extremely happy to announce on the eve of 2007 that Christine has graduated to level 5… I’ve experienced the full 5 levels of love with her and I can now say she has a serious oral fixation in which I’m happy to oblige. Happy New Years Everybody!

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10 Responses to 5 Levels of Love – It’s a Happy New Year!

  1. razz says:

    That is so funny, hope you have fun;)

  2. Christopher says:

    Why thanks Razz, I’m glad it made somebody laugh. ;)

  3. eric says:

    glad to see the girl got her booty camp finished up and got her degree!

  4. Christopher says:

    Time for her to get her Masters

  5. eric says:

    always gotta push for the graduate program

  6. Christopher says:

    I never thought I would look forward to calling her Dr. Christine .. but I can only imagine the delights if she can stay in school that long.

  7. Christine says:

    What do you mean you never thought you’d look forward to calling me ‘doctor???’ You’re the one who begs me to put on the white lab coat and wear the stethoscope… ;-)

  8. Trouble says:

    Stayin’ the hell out of this one…

  9. Christine says:

    That is SOOOOO unlike you, Trouble… ;-)

  10. Christopher says:

    His girlfriend must also read our blog… maybe she is only in training at level 2 or 3.

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