5 Levels of Love - It’s a Happy New Year!

Posted on December 31st, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

This is how you can tell where you stand with your woman guys.

1. She freely gives you a great hand jobs.
2. She will throw some licking and sucking but still finish you off with her hand.
3. She now gives blow jobs freely and takes it in her mouth.. but she spits.
4. She has now developed a fetish for your semen and sends you nasty text messages about how badly she needs it.
5. She has graduated to full porn star status and prefers facials… she also occasionally takes it in her mouth and holds it on her tongue with a sultry look and smile on her face. She now relishes the protein and skin care benefits of cum.

I’m extremely happy to announce on the eve of 2007 that Christine has graduated to level 5… I’ve experienced the full 5 levels of love with her and I can now say she has a serious oral fixation in which I’m happy to oblige. Happy New Years Everybody!

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