Learn Spanish Today!!!

For the guys:

Hello.
Hola.
(Oh-lah.)

Will you suck on my penis?
?Usted aspirar? en mi pene?
(Oo-sted ahs-peer-ah-ra en me peh-ne?)

Do you have a sister?
?Usted tiene una hermana?
(Oo-sted tee-en-ay oon-uh air-mah-nah.)

There is a bed in my motel room.
Hay una cama en mi cuarto de motel.
(I oon-uh kah-mah en me kwar-to day mo-tel.)

For the ladies:

Hello.
Hola.
(Oh-lah.)

Are Latin men good in bed?
?Son los hombres latinos buenos en el sexo?
(Soan lahs ohm-brays lah-tee-noes bway-noes en el sex-0h.)

I’m so drunk!
?Soy as? que intoxicado!
(Soy ah-see kay een-tox-ee-kah-do!)

I love tequila!
Me encanto tequila!
(May en-kahn-toe tay-keel-yah!)

Is it true what they say about Latin men?
?Es verdad qu? dicen sobre los hombres latinos?
(Es vair-dahd kay dee-sen soe-bray los ohm-brays lah-tee-noes?)

For both:

Muchas, muchas gracias!

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14 Responses to Learn Spanish Today!!!

  1. mike says:

    your a fucking idiot

  2. Joe says:

    can i expect the language of love (french) next week?

  3. Christopher says:

    probably not, I personally don’t approve of the french language and I seriously doubt Christine speaks it.

  4. Christine says:

    I’ll clear up all this controversy… ;-)
    Mike… I believe you meant to write “You’re a fucking idiot.” But don’t feel bad about your limited grasp on the English language… however, let me suggest that you master that before moving on to Spanish.

    Joe… I’m sorry to disappoint you… I don’t speak French… and Christopher doesn’t approve of the language so it’s probably not destined to survive much longer (si vous plait)…

  5. John or Jaun says:

    I think some of Mikes sentence got cut off like his pene, His quote should have read “My wife is fucking an idiot.”

  6. Christine says:

    Not to detract from John/Juan’s clever comeback…

    but his wife is only fucking an idiot on nights he’s home… on other nights, she’s fucking some guy with a sense of humor.

  7. Mike says:

    your all as dum as a bocks of rox. I am not evun marreed. Stoopids!

  8. Christine says:

    More words of wisdom from Mike… you’re not married??? What a surprise… I can’t imagine no woman has swept up a prized jewel like yourself…
    But let me take a moment to thank you for your continued patronage to our blog… it’s return commenters like yourself that make our site so popular. :-)

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  10. Christine says:

    See? More proof our readers are multi-lingual… :p

  11. I like to learn Spanish. It’s really an interesting language.

  12. Parabens ,gostei muito desse lugar , eu voltarei e chamarei mais convidados. tenho um site de acompanhantes, conheça . :x

  13. Congratulations, I really liked this place, I’ll call back and more guests. I have a website for escorts, meet.

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