Learn Spanish Today!!!

Posted on April 4th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

For the guys:

Hello.
Hola.
(Oh-lah.)

Will you suck on my penis?
?Usted aspirar? en mi pene?
(Oo-sted ahs-peer-ah-ra en me peh-ne?)

Do you have a sister?
?Usted tiene una hermana?
(Oo-sted tee-en-ay oon-uh air-mah-nah.)

There is a bed in my motel room.
Hay una cama en mi cuarto de motel.
(I oon-uh kah-mah en me kwar-to day mo-tel.)

For the ladies:

Hello.
Hola.
(Oh-lah.)

Are Latin men good in bed?
?Son los hombres latinos buenos en el sexo?
(Soan lahs ohm-brays lah-tee-noes bway-noes en el sex-0h.)

I’m so drunk!
?Soy as? que intoxicado!
(Soy ah-see kay een-tox-ee-kah-do!)

I love tequila!
Me encanto tequila!
(May en-kahn-toe tay-keel-yah!)

Is it true what they say about Latin men?
?Es verdad qu? dicen sobre los hombres latinos?
(Es vair-dahd kay dee-sen soe-bray los ohm-brays lah-tee-noes?)

For both:

Muchas, muchas gracias!

12 comments.

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mike the Groupie uttered

your a fucking idiot

April 4th, 2005

Christopher the Pyro remarked

why is that mike?

April 4th, 2005

Joe the Groupie hunt n' pecked this

can i expect the language of love (french) next week?

April 4th, 2005

Christopher the Pyro remarked

probably not, I personally don’t approve of the french language and I seriously doubt Christine speaks it.

April 4th, 2005

Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this

I’ll clear up all this controversy… -)
Mike… I believe you meant to write “You’re a fucking idiot.” But don’t feel bad about your limited grasp on the English language… however, let me suggest that you master that before moving on to Spanish.

Joe… I’m sorry to disappoint you… I don’t speak French… and Christopher doesn’t approve of the language so it’s probably not destined to survive much longer (si vous plait)…

April 5th, 2005

John or Jaun the Virgin pontificated

I think some of Mikes sentence got cut off like his pene, His quote should have read “My wife is fucking an idiot.”

April 5th, 2005

Christine the Lioness chimed in with

Not to detract from John/Juan’s clever comeback…

but his wife is only fucking an idiot on nights he’s home… on other nights, she’s fucking some guy with a sense of humor.

April 5th, 2005

Mike the Groupie thought this

your all as dum as a bocks of rox. I am not evun marreed. Stoopids!

April 9th, 2005

Christine the Lioness asserted

More words of wisdom from Mike… you’re not married??? What a surprise… I can’t imagine no woman has swept up a prized jewel like yourself…
But let me take a moment to thank you for your continued patronage to our blog… it’s return commenters like yourself that make our site so popular. -)

April 10th, 2005

artin the Virgin quibbed this

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October 28th, 2006

Christine the Lioness spake, and sayeth

See? More proof our readers are multi-lingual… p

October 28th, 2006

rocket spanish review the Virgin mentioned

I like to learn Spanish. It’s really an interesting language.

June 18th, 2009

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