9 Simple Relationship Rules For Women

Posted on May 19th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

Keep your Jealousy in Check - Don’t expect men to all of a sudden become Stevie Wonder at the first sign of an even remotely attractive woman, w have radars, the kind that are so sophisticated that the CIA is envious and they can spot a pair of nice legs a mile away. Being slightly jealous is sweet, but being possessive doesn’t cut it. Granted, there are plenty of men who suffer from the same problem, but that’s a whole other bag of worms best suited for Christine. My advice to women on this topic is simple: unless your partner is undressing a woman with his eyes, don’t say anything and move on.

Keep Yourself In Order - Women still haven’t mastered the art of landscaping down there. While a landing strip or less is preferred, it would be nice for you to at least trim that bush.You should never have hair in any place that is likely to come in contact with a mouth. Whether you wax, laser or shave your bikini area, you need to invest in sideburn trimmers and trim your pubic hairs down to one centimeter so that when he goes down on you, he doesn’t feel like he’s going to suffocate. The Brazilian wax (For those not in the know that is a bare kitty) is the worlds most popular for a reason ladies.. men prefer it.

Be low maintenance but don’t look it - When you dress up, this perfect girlfriend can cause traffic accidents. Her hair always looks great and it looks like she spends all morning preparing to leave the house. But the beauty of it all is that it doesn’t take her more than a few minutes to get ready. She looks like a million bucks in no more than 10 minutes and her man can really appreciate that about her. It doesn’t have to cost him $3,000 to make sure that her nails, hair, and grooming is done monthly. She takes care of herself on her own time, with her own money, and it doesn’t get in the way of everyday living.

Be Financially Independent - Men fear being taken to the cleaners more than anything else. If they meet a woman who’s unemployed and uneducated, but has extravagant plans for the future, they run in the other direction. Men don’t want a woman to support them, but they do want a woman who can support herself without the goal of one day depending on a man to pay her way through life.

Keep Jealousy In Check - A little harmless jealousy is okay and even welcomed by most guys, but the last thing any man wants is an insecure woman who is always making accusatory comments when they’re out in public. She doesn’t mind when he checks out other girls and she even joins in on the admiration. A perfect girlfriend knows that she’s awesome and that if he messed around, it would be his loss.

Be Happy - The last thing any guy wants in a woman is a cranky, crabby, unhappy woman who whines and complains all the time. This is the kind of woman that men tend to avoid because they don’t ever want to come home to that. A genuinely happy woman can easily make those around her feel happy, and she emits positive vibes that are contagious.

Smart - The perfect girlfriend has had some level of higher education - especially if he has one. This opens doors to more stimulating conversations in the way of general knowledge and the world around you. And a good education is usually coupled with a witty personality. You don’t have to be Sarah Silverman by any means, but witty comebacks and opinions are always appreciated.

Be Beautiful - Most guys admit that the first thing that attracts them to a woman is her face and body. But this doesn’t mean you have to rush out to a plastic surgeon to look hotter. Physical fitness tells a man that you take care of yourself and, if you had children together, they would lead a healthy lifestyle as well.

Try Something New In the Bedroom - Are you disgusted by anal sex? Do you think that any girl who swallows is a big whore? Well, perhaps it’s time you revisited your sex life. To explain the situation via an analogy, if all you do is eat crackers every day, eventually crackers will begin to taste like sawdust. And no one likes sawdust. What you want to do is put some cheese, tomato, caviar, or even seafood on those crackers and give them some gusto. You don’t have to jump into the extremely different flavors of sex, but role-playing, blindfolds, body painting, and indulging in fantasies will only make your sex life more fun. And who knows, maybe once you try these things, anal sex will be a welcomed treat.

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