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Ben2 the Soldier (56) aJ the Zen Master uttered
Happy International Women’s Day Christine 
Christopher the Pyro quibbed this
My friends from Serbia asked me.. What did you do for Christine.. I was like huh.. (Jesus I forgot her birthday and they remembered??) Not International Woman’s Day.. what a crock of shit.. A WHOLE DAY.. Serious.. maybe.. MAYBE a minute of silence..
eric the Lil' Devil added
international woman’s day are joking? what are we supposed to do be irrational and bitchy all day, while asking if our asses are too fat, while knowing that they obviously are?< 
yeah lets all celebrate!
Christine the Lioness quibbed this
Thanks aJ. ;;) See what American women get to choose from??? Men in other countries actually appreciate women… and the guys here wonder why American women are “bitchy and irrational…” hrmmm… maybe it has something to do with not being appreciated and told that we’re too fat all the time. /
eric the Lil' Devil added
so the truth is bad now? i only call a spade a spade not all women are fat, but if you are then you made yourself that way and should be prepared to deal with the inevitable remarks made by all ages from little kids up to adults
Keith the Director mentioned
yeah i woman’s appreciatiuon day what a joke..it was abouut as good as the officiating in my hockey game tonight! When the hell is there a men’s appreciation day? Never why is there a fucking ladies night in every bar in every city once a week, but never a men’s night? And women say they get nothing whil emen get everything? Oooooooooookkaaaaayyy! Also we don;t tell you if you fat, unless your fat. If your fat one day guess what? Unless you get your ass to the gym its gonna be fat the next so don’t expect us to say you are skinny!
Haas the Addict thought this
Hey Christine, you hv every right to be pissed off… I made it a point to wish every woman I was close to… come on Christopher one line dude(with a smile maybe), not too much to ask for is it.
Christopher the Pyro quibbed this
Christine is great, she deserves a day for sure.. it’s the international holiday shit.. why do I care what other countries are doing.. besides.. Christines and I celebrated a few moments of silence tonight when I bound and gaged her.
Christine the Lioness chimed in with
Actually, Haas… I think it might be too much to ask for. And particularly the smile… 
It’s okay though. He lets me know that I’m appreciated in other ways all the time. For sure.
Just for the record though… he did try to convince me tonight that he wanted to celebrate IWD, and he felt the most appropriate way to do so, was for all the women (even though I was the only one there) to be silent for four hours. He said he could then “appreciate” me more.
Keith… (1) FYI… Ladies’ Night isn’t really for the ladies. The bar owners *use us* to lure men into the bars because men drink a lot more and spend more money. Sure we get in for free, but that’s small compensation for having to sit there and listen to Butch the Moron brag about how he can make a girl cum by writing the alphabet with his tongue, hoping that the one drink he bought us will hold us over ’til last call. (2) Why would you need someone to officiate a hockey game? Is hockey a sport or something now???
MissIrish the Groupie mentioned
I didnt even know there
was an international womens day
where the hell did that come from?*-
Christopher the Pyro spake, and sayeth
Probably a woman, because a man would never come up with that dumb of an idea.
Christine the Lioness scribbled
I looked it up. It was actually created by the Socialist Party of America in 1909 and has been celebrated ever since. The idea came from celebrating a march of 15,000 women in NYC who demanded voting rights, safe work conditions, and laws protecting child laborers. At an international socialist meeting, a German socialist proposed that it become an international holiday and it did. Funny we don’t celebrate here as much as they seem to in other countries. But whether we do or don’t… viva women!
Haas the Addict pontificated
Holiday, 
what holiday??? Maybe men would find it easier to remember if it was one 
Christine the Lioness spake, and sayeth
??? Haas???? So when you mentioned comment #7… you didn’t know it was a *holiday* and you arbitrarily picked that day to tell the women you know that you appreciate them??? I’m not getting you, darlin’.
Keith the Director thought this
Yeah christine if you could come down off your horse into reality you would have know hockey is a sport and has been since in 1875! :-w It has rules and everything and iteven has its own professional league now!
Keith the Director hunt n' pecked this
oh and I know ladies night is a ploy to get men into the bars and spend money on drinks etc. However it would be nice if at least once men could get into a bar for free instead of paying the $10-$20 covers at doors and then having to get raped inside the bar when we have to pay $7 for an 8oz. rum and coke!
Christine the Lioness got all philosophical
Keith… men can get in free, avoid paying covers, and drink as much as they want without spending a dime. They are called “bar owners.” LOL!
Oh and one more thing… even “my horse” doesn’t recognize hockey as a real sport. You’d think if that game had been around that long (since 1875), people would know what it is by now. Hrmmmm 
Although I have to admit, it is closer to being a sport than NASCAR will ever be (that should lure Christopher into responding ).
eric the Lil' Devil quibbed this
if we based the title of”sport” on something because it’s difficult to do,like some peoplesay about nascar then what about getting women to hook up with other chicks? if i remember correctly that was always the hardest thing to do for me, so can we put that on the ballot for the next summer olympic’s? the only reason that nascar is considered a sport is because it#1 involves a race #2 has a winner and losers, #3 has paying spectators, i like nascar but without the car its a bunch of rednecks getting plowed and gathering in a circle
eric the Lil' Devil commented
oh yeah, and about this ladies night thing,it may be exploitation of women, but you all still show up hoping to find mr. right now,so that bit about how women are used is out the window, thats like saying that discrimination laws are wrong then playing the tits card when the bosses son gets the promotion, its either one way or the other if ladies night was truly bad and was stopped, trojans sales would decline rapidly
Christine the Lioness uttered
Hold up a second. Just because someone is exploited, doesn’t mean they won’t work that exploitation to their advantage and there’s nothing wrong with that. Would you rather they sit around and whine about being victimized? No one said it was bad for anyone involved, but don’t kid yourself and think that bar owners just like women better and that’s why us girls get in for free. Come on now…
Bar owners know that men spend money on booze and that men will go wherever the women are. Women want to meet men and know that there will be a lot of men at “Ladies’ Nights” because they understand the same principle. Men understand the concept as well and decide if they have to spend money, they might as well do it where there are going to be a lot of hot chicks around. Everyone wins… women are still being “used” by the bar owners to increase revenue. Men are still being treated “unfairly” because they have to pay more based on the fact they are vagina-less. Yes, it’s still exploitation of women and it’s still unfair to guys. But oh well… that’s the system and it seems to work or it wouldn’t continue now would it? And btw… you can hardly compare ladies nights to discrimination in the workplace… I won’t even get into how bad of an analogy that is. It’s like comparing apples and oranges.
Christine the Lioness uttered
By the way… regarding NASCAR… my contention on the whole “Is it a sport or not? thing” is that if it involves athletic ability, then I think it’s a sport (so yes, Keith… hockey would qualify). If it involves non-athletic ability (like chess), it’s not a sport. And if it involves controlling a device that you don’t need athletic ability to control(like a race car vs. a bicycle), then it’s not a sport either. But that’s my opinon… I think Christopher at one point (we’ve had this debate like 20 times) found an exception to stump me on this theory, but I don’t remember what it was so I’m going to stick to my guns and say for those two reaons NASCAR is not and never will be a “sport.”
Keith the Director uttered
Thanx christine for supporting hockey as a sport heh I do agree with you on this one as well. I don’t think nascar is a sport either. It doesn’t take athletic ability to sit in a car and drive to the mall or store. It may take more skill to hold a car in a turn at 165 mph but that doesn’t make it sport or that person an athlete. Plus the way I qualify it as sport is if the person is actually doing the job to win the game. football, hockey, baseball, golf, and yes basketball all have this. If you are hurt you can’t finish tahts the breaks in sport…in nascar or other racing events the person can be perfectly fine and healthly, but if the car breaks down guess what hes screwed and can’t finish. Yoou are at the mercy of a vehicle working properly to even finish. It’s not like you ahve to worry about that in an actual sport. I’m not wondering if my leg is going to fall off or my heart explode when Im skating down the ice to see if i can finish the game or not. Whereas in auto racing you kinda haveto hoep you dont get a flat,or blow an engine.
Keith the Director up'n wrote this
Oh and Im not complaining about ladies nite at all…at least you are more likely to have more females than males in the bar that night. yes it is the way the system is, and seems to function properly, I just would like to get in free one time or show up on a wed. and gte my oil changed in my car for half the price
Christine the Lioness scribbled
And I’d like to get my oil changed for once and not be charged six times more than you are because the mechanic knows that because I’m a chick, I’ll probably have no idea that he’s completely bullshitting when he tells me I not only need an oil change, but my rotars need to be replaced too. Trade offs, darlin’… trade offs.
Christopher the Pyro spake, and sayeth
O.K.
Both Hockey and Nascar are sports.. anybody.. I mean anybody who thinks sitting in a car for 5 hours driving 200 mph 3 inches from other cars is easy on the mind and body is just an idiot. It takes real athletic ability the same as riding a horse, catching a football, or riding a surfboard and avoiding sharks. The hand eye cordination needed not to mention endurance to drive a car like that is exceptional.. otherwise there wouldn’t only be 43 drivers getting to race each weekend. Name another sport where there are ONLY 43 people getting compete at the highest level.. ? If stricly control a “device” is what is needed to make a sport.. then turning a stearing wheel isn’t much different then throwing a football, shooting a bow and arrow, or slapping a hocky puck… people like to equate driving a car as easy because you driving around town at 35mph.. I think Christine and I are going to have to go ride around the track at California speedway.. then we’ll see. There are lots of things where you are at the mercy of your equipment.. hocky sticks break.. you can replace them, just like you can replace a flat tire.. a bike will break down.. is Lance Armstrong not an athlete?
Keith the Director commented
Lance is an athlete b/c he has to pedal the bike…and you aren’t reading the fine print I said that they are skilled b/c it does take more skill to hold a car at 200 mph than it does at 35 or 80mph. Oh and look at Golf bro…that is a sport where only the 43 or sometimes less players are playing on sunday b/c the rest didn’t make the cut! Yes hockey sticks break so u head to the bench for a new one it takes 2 seconds, and you continue playing nothing transpires. You get a flat tire on a bike, or a car and you are screwed. there is no way to finish with a chance to win. You may finish, but you have no chance to win. Thats the problem i have with it. I’ll admit it may be menatally taxing to drive in a pack at 200mph inches form another car, and that it does take some skill to drive at 200 mph but i refuse to equate turning a stearing wheel of a car to throwing a football or baseball or shooting a hockey puck, lacrosse ball, basketball, gun, or bow. Because everyone can turn a steerign wheel and not everyone can do the rest. I have succeed at every sport I have tried, and I think by far playing hockey has been the hardest to learn and play vs any other. I also think if guven the opportuity i could succeed in driving a nascar around a track at 200mph Now you throw other cars in the mix yes it adds dificulty etc. thats why they are skilled in that part, but I’m positive i could do it! Not as well as them but then again I can play every other sport buti’m not saying I can be pro in those either!
eric the Lil' Devil stated
good points both of you, they both require athletic skill, perhaps this is the reason that bmx vert is on espn 700 times a year, but like i said many things in life require athletic skill and that doesn’t make them sports, look at the timber sports for christs sakes they consider that sports when it is a persons job, so why not celebrate all jobs that are physically demanding with a spot on espn, next week ups vs. fed ex in a package delivery sprint off through the mall of america
Christine the Lioness commented
LOL, Eric! Good point!
Keith the Director pontificated
hahaha very true bro! excellent point of emphasis!
Christine the Lioness said this
Dude. I would actually watch that UPS/Fed-Ex race though… especially if it was held at Mall of America!
eric the Lil' Devil spake, and sayeth
hey christine , perhaps you could help me to promote it, yhen we can do spin offs with dominoes and papajohns
Keith the Director asserted
Yeah you can compare race strategies to see who can deliver the pizzas the fastest…
Keith the Director thought this
I can do color comentary for this as well. Especially post game wrap-ups. “well dan” you did well, but you let dominos down today. You really took that turn on washington well, but if you would have gone straight then made a left onto 2nd ave. you could have gotten to the house sooner and won the race!” “Better luck next time.”
eric the Lil' Devil penned this
imagine the dominoes uniform speckled with 30 sponsers like nascar is and the pizza faced young kid saying in the post race” well ted, the dominoes,pepsi,newbalance,nike,richardsimmons,ford let us down today we had to take a little pepperoni out of the corner cause she wuz drifting on us”
Christine the Lioness remarked
At the end of the race… the commentator could ask the Domino’s magager how he feels about losing the race and the Domino’s Manager could say… “He ran well… he knows he ran well… he knew he needed to move that pizza down the street if he wanted to win… but… he lost points in the end for tilting the box and that’s to be expected… it’s just one of those things… we knew what we needed to do but didn’t quite get the job done. Papa Johns has good delivery. Period. We knew we were up against a tough pizza delivery team and it all came down to who could get the job done. Today it was them and not us.” OMG… I think we may have something here. I mean… already it’s more of a sport than NASCAR…
eric the Lil' Devil scribbled
50-50 partners baby, we on are way to financial freedom
Keith the Director asserted
you know I’m really excited from reading what we have typed to be more inclined to watch that than a nascar race! It is sounding like more of a sport already!;)
Christopher the Pyro spake, and sayeth
Keith.. I gotta ask.. since you told me that you figure you could be a Nascar driver.. is passing out in 8 degree weather on the side of a freeway because you can’t navigate the drive home.. a common skill set for the average Nascar driver?
Keith the Director remarked
Well let’s see Chris…I wouldn’t have had to work for 9 hours, and wouldn’t have been out drinking all night long before my race now would I? The reason i pulled off the road was b/c I was tired. How does that have anything to do with physically driving and navigating the drive home?
eric the Lil' Devil spake, and sayeth
hey now thats a way to draw in more fans, make it like a bar softball league, every 5 laps the driver has to chug a beer! the weather is optional fellas
Christopher the Pyro chimed in with
I was more refering to your “lack” of driving skills.. :-?=))> I mean if you can’t handle working all day and then driving home after a hard day of work and drinking how are you ever going to hack it going 200 mph, sitting in a 100 degree car for 5 hours… b-(
Christopher the Pyro scribbled
Eric, that’s not such a bad idea.. we should make the water bottle the drivers drink be beer.. or alter it.. based on how they did the week before.. the higher the finished in the week before.. the stronger the drink.. the person who finished 43 starts with watered down beer and the person who finished first the week before is drinking some everclear.:-?
Keith the Director commented
Chris you wrote: “I mean if you can?t handle working all day and then driving home after a hard day of work and drinking how are you ever going to hack it going 200 mph, sitting in a 100 degree car for 5 hours.” I just don’t see how they correlate… On the otherhand I do like your ideas on how to improve nascar could be more interesting to watch then!
Christopher the Pyro said this
Don’t get all bitchy dog.. I was just givin ya shit.
Keith the Director added
Hell i knew that no offense taken…just rolling with the post bra!
Christine the Lioness asserted
Oh goodie goodie… they kissed and made up.
Christopher –> :* :* < –Keith
Keith the Director hunt n' pecked this
C’mon Chris gimmie a big fattie right on the cheek…you owe me for disrespecting me so! :*
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