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Ben2 the Soldier (56) Christine the Lioness commented
You see a cute guy across the bar. You flirt for a few minutes, then turn back to your friends. Ten minutes later, a waitress brings you and your friends a round of drinks, ordered by the guy you were flirting with. That’s called RETURN ON INVESTMENT.
You date a guy for a few weeks and mention that you’ve been really stressed out and need to go get a massage and facial. He gives you $150 and tells you to go relax and enjoy yourself. That’s called POSITIVE CASHFLOW.
You see a guy driving a BMW 7-series, you flirt, go out on a few dates, get involved, and finally get married. That’s called a RETIREMENT PLAN. 
Christopher the Pyro stated
.. I never realized when I bought you that 7-series that is how you were seeing me.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent thought this
Which goes back to the earlier post — what is love? 
Christine the Lioness mentioned
I like your car, babe… but that had nothing to do with how you got me…
Mara the Peacemaker spake, and sayeth
Lol, Christine
ProphetJoe the Irreverent remarked
It was the bulge in his pants (he he — his wallet!)
Christine the Lioness asserted
Funny thing is… we’ve both made the bulk of our money after meeting each other… at that time, he was just hot and poor.
Actually… it was three things (or the combination I suppose): (1) He didn’t even try to kiss me after our first date which made me think WTF?; (2) He seemed only half-interested when he emailed me the next day and the extent of his email was, “I know you said you hardly ever agree to second dates, but if you want to go out again, I’d be down. Just let me know.” So he naturally got a second date because by that point I was like “Wow… I’m actually going to have to step it up a little to snag this one;” and (3) On our second date, when we were sitting on his couch after going out to dinner and he did kiss me… I was like “Damn. I’m in trouble.”
And the rest is history. LOL.
Christopher the Pyro quibbed this
The two bottles of wine she downed on that second date didn’t hurt either..
Lucky for me Christine became a millionaire after I meant her so she can’t even claim I’m dating her for the money.. (It’s mostly for the boobs).
Christine the Lioness scribbled
Mostly?
Christopher the Pyro said this
Partially..
Christine the Lioness chimed in with
Should we talk percentages?
ProphetJoe the Irreverent thought this
1QQ percent? Nah, not with a face like ‘tine’s!’tine: perhaps the best measure is this: on which date did he notice the color of your eyes?
Christine the Lioness mentioned
Even with a 33% chance of guessing right, I doubt he could tell you at this moment what color my eyes are…
Christopher the Pyro spake, and sayeth
Brown.
Christine the Lioness mentioned
Smart ass.
Christopher the Pyro mentioned
Shit Brown..
Christine the Lioness mentioned
<– Now answer the question.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent remarked
He was just playing the odds, ‘tine. Brown is the dominant gene, so he had a 75% chance of being right! (well, based upon some limitations…)
Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this
Very true. Maybe a better question is when’s my birthday… LOL. Of course, he can always go back in our archives and look it up. Cheater.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent asserted
Well, I looked at the Zodiac personalities and found this one:
“Libra, the Sign of the Scales, is the seventh Sign of the Western Zodiac. The cardinal Air Sign, it takes place between September 23 and October 22. The Air Element is a metaphor for intelligence motivated to action, and Libras manifest this quality in job lots. The typical Libra is artistic and refined, has very strong opinions regarding right and wrong, and is a born diplomat.
They are also charming and sincere, but when unhappy or frustrated in their ambitions they may exhibit some less attractive traits, such as laziness, narcissism, and indecisiveness. Librans are uncontrollably flirtatious, and even though they may not intend to cause any discord by this, to them, harmless habit, it may get them in hot water with those who regard is as a symptom of underlying dissatisfaction.”
I think that sounds like ‘tine. Since I’m guessing a Libra, I’ll pick the midpoint between Sept 23rd and Oct 22nd and say Oct 7th… How’d I do?
Christopher the Pyro uttered
Haha… cheaterrrrrrrrrrr.
I’m going to post what Libra’s really are… time to get the “Dark Side Zodiac” Out. 
ProphetJoe the Irreverent stated
Cheaterrrrr, moi?
Christine the Lioness quibbed this
LOL… that does describe me pretty well. And I had forgotten all about the Dark Side Zodiac Christopher bought.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent commented
I really want to hear what it has to say about you!! I’m also curious about the dark side of Virgo’s.
Christine the Lioness quibbed this
It’s all a bunch of crap but I’m sure Christopher will indulge you…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent spake, and sayeth
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