You see a gorgeous lass at a party. You go up to her and say: “I’m great in the sack.”
That’s called DIRECT MARKETING.
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous dish. One of your female friends goes up to her and, pointing at you, says: “See that guy there? He’s great in the sack.”
That’s called ADVERTISING.
You see a hot number at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say: “Hi, I’m great in the sack.”
That’s called TELEMARKETING.
You’re at a party and see a delicious creature. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a lift, and then say: “Oh, by the way, I’m great in the sack.”
That’s called PUBLIC RELATIONS.
You’re at a party and see a sweet young thing. She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re great in the sack.”
That’s something called BRAND RECOGNITION.
Finally, You’re in bed with this tasty tart when she purrs sensually in your ear: “Damn, you really are great in the sack!”
That’s called PRODUCT PLACEMENT.
You see a cute guy across the bar. You flirt for a few minutes, then turn back to your friends. Ten minutes later, a waitress brings you and your friends a round of drinks, ordered by the guy you were flirting with. That’s called RETURN ON INVESTMENT.
You date a guy for a few weeks and mention that you’ve been really stressed out and need to go get a massage and facial. He gives you $150 and tells you to go relax and enjoy yourself. That’s called POSITIVE CASHFLOW.
You see a guy driving a BMW 7-series, you flirt, go out on a few dates, get involved, and finally get married. That’s called a RETIREMENT PLAN. (l)
.. I never realized when I bought you that 7-series that is how you were seeing me.
Which goes back to the earlier post — what is love?
I like your car, babe… but that had nothing to do with how you got me…
Lol, Christine
It was the bulge in his pants (he he — his wallet!)
Funny thing is… we’ve both made the bulk of our money after meeting each other… at that time, he was just hot and poor.
Actually… it was three things (or the combination I suppose): (1) He didn’t even try to kiss me after our first date which made me think WTF?; (2) He seemed only half-interested when he emailed me the next day and the extent of his email was, “I know you said you hardly ever agree to second dates, but if you want to go out again, I’d be down. Just let me know.” So he naturally got a second date because by that point I was like “Wow… I’m actually going to have to step it up a little to snag this one;” and (3) On our second date, when we were sitting on his couch after going out to dinner and he did kiss me… I was like “Damn. I’m in trouble.”
And the rest is history. LOL.
The two bottles of wine she downed on that second date didn’t hurt either..
Lucky for me Christine became a millionaire after I meant her so she can’t even claim I’m dating her for the money.. (It’s mostly for the boobs).
Mostly?
Partially..
Should we talk percentages?
1QQ percent? Nah, not with a face like ‘tine’s!’tine: perhaps the best measure is this: on which date did he notice the color of your eyes?
Even with a 33% chance of guessing right, I doubt he could tell you at this moment what color my eyes are…
Brown.
:p
Smart ass.
Shit Brown..
He was just playing the odds, ‘tine. Brown is the dominant gene, so he had a 75% chance of being right! (well, based upon some limitations…)
Very true. Maybe a better question is when’s my birthday… LOL. Of course, he can always go back in our archives and look it up. Cheater.
Well, I looked at the Zodiac personalities and found this one:
“Libra, the Sign of the Scales, is the seventh Sign of the Western Zodiac. The cardinal Air Sign, it takes place between September 23 and October 22. The Air Element is a metaphor for intelligence motivated to action, and Libras manifest this quality in job lots. The typical Libra is artistic and refined, has very strong opinions regarding right and wrong, and is a born diplomat.
They are also charming and sincere, but when unhappy or frustrated in their ambitions they may exhibit some less attractive traits, such as laziness, narcissism, and indecisiveness. Librans are uncontrollably flirtatious, and even though they may not intend to cause any discord by this, to them, harmless habit, it may get them in hot water with those who regard is as a symptom of underlying dissatisfaction.”
I think that sounds like ‘tine. Since I’m guessing a Libra, I’ll pick the midpoint between Sept 23rd and Oct 22nd and say Oct 7th… How’d I do?
Haha… cheaterrrrrrrrrrr.
I’m going to post what Libra’s really are… time to get the “Dark Side Zodiac” Out.
Cheaterrrrr, moi?
LOL… that does describe me pretty well. And I had forgotten all about the Dark Side Zodiac Christopher bought.
I really want to hear what it has to say about you!! I’m also curious about the dark side of Virgo’s.
It’s all a bunch of crap but I’m sure Christopher will indulge you…
Have a great weekend CVCers! And please remember the vets who fought and died so that we might blog in liberty — were it not for their sacrifices, we wouldn’t have the fat women photos, stained ceilings (I *still* think that sounds a little perverted!), nor ugly porno queens. Semper Fi, play hard and be safe.