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Ben2 the Soldier (56) Trouble the Pirate remarked
……………….Are you serious?
aJ the Zen Master commented
Yeah right. You are trying to use that story on us 
It’s 1st of April after all 
Keith the Director said this
I honestly don’t know what to say! Christine…the joke would have worked if you have friends ont he po po force that you could call on a persoanl cell number and have them swing by and fuck with chris but leave it at that! The shit you did was way out of line…I’m not saying this b/c chris is my cousin, I’m saying this b/c ppl especially police don’t take that shit lightly! You’re extremely lucky chris got out with no charges, b/c that shit can ruin a persons record faster that you can say abuse! I know you were tipsy, but what the hell would posess you do fathom playing a joke to that extreme! He has every right to be pissed off! I would be fucking furious especially after they refused to leave, then arrest my ass! Give me a break! there’s jokes, and there’s jokes, but you defintely crossed the line…Chris is a better man than me, b/c the police would have a reason to re-arrest me for verbal assault or some shit after I berated you instead of giving you th esilent treatment… Consider yourself lucky! Sry to tell you, but the belonings on the front door is not a joke! That usually speaks volumes from where I come from!
eric the Lil' Devil penned this
hey, chris called me last night and told me that the popo are repossesing his glocks and permits until christine provides a formal statement!
Keith the Director up'n wrote this
Get the fuck out! Fucking popo can’t do that shit! And they shouldn’t have been allowed in the house wihtout chris’s permission unless they had a warrant at the time! Chris if they didn’t have aa warrant you can fight the popo and press charges against them for illeagal search and seisure of your gun! As well Christine you better be using your writing talents to write a real nice formal statement explaining your drunken stupidity! [-(
Christine the Lioness remarked
I don’t know, Keith… maybe… but this “joke” just keeps getting funnier and funnier to me. 
Christine the Lioness chimed in with
Do you think the cops would accept a link to this blog as my formal statement?
Christopher the Pyro said this
Ok.. you peeps need to pay attention to details.. the last line of the post..
Keith the Director got all philosophical
ya know the more I think about how brainless some cops are they very well may agree to this post as a perfect formal statement…it’s worth a shot!
Lei the Mercenary penned this
LOL! =))
Christine the Lioness quibbed this
benz the Groupie quibbed this
augh… the joke was a joke.. you almost had there^ 
^
Christine the Lioness scribbled
Thanks, Benz. I’m glad you got it.
aJ the Zen Master thought this
Um Chris, you did not read my comment? Is it invisible to everyone else? I mean I got it immediately :-w
dish the Virgin quibbed this
I see your comment AJ, it’s there in #28-}
Christopher the Pyro quibbed this
aJ yes you actually read the whole post hehe I think some others stopped one line short lol.
Trouble the Pirate spake, and sayeth
Evil woman… I must admit that I did not see the last line [or did you just amend the post after you had me on the hook] … I suspected that you were pulling a fast one ’cause you filed the post in ‘hilarious’, but couldn’t be too sure. It hit close to home because one of my ex’s actually did that […not as an April fools joke] but I was lucky that the cops didn’t believe her drunken ass, they almost arrested her but I convinced them not to, so they just warned her that 911 is not a toy… They still log that shit though… It came as no surprise however, that the onus was on me to prove my innocence; their first inclination was to believe everything she said on account of the fake tears? So Christine does make a good point re- how easy it is to convince ?certain people? using only emotion? They told me I had to leave my own house until morning anyway? So I did, but the next day I formally ended the relationship [she couldn?t remember what happened, I had to explain why I was dumping her], the Zoloft and binge drinking are good warning sign?s to most people, but usually just par-for-the-course with my ex?s?
Christine the Lioness pontificated
Hey, aJ… I know you got it too.
I’m actually a little surprised that anyone thinks I would really do this. First of all, maybe Trouble has a good point because it actually happened to him… but anyone who would do something remotely similar has serious mental issues. I saw my ex-fiance get arrested (not because of anything I did to cause it) and it was pretty traumatic. No woman wants to see her man being cuffed and taken away where she doesn’t even know where he’s going or what will happen to him. When women really do love a guy, they feel very protective. I was actually really scared and freaked out. Lucky for me, my ex’s dad was there and he kind of took the reins in figuring stuff out. So I’m sorry, Trouble, you had to go through something like that.
Despite what Christopher might have you believe, I’d never do anything– even as a joke– to hurt him like that. And I’d never fuck around with calling the cops because I know they don’t take that stuff lightly and you’re actually pulling them away from doing something that might actually help someone who really is in trouble. Christopher and I thought it would be a funny April fools’ joke– and that last line was there the whole time– and I tried to give hints in the post itself that it was April Fools day and you can’t believe what people tell you even if they say it passionately sometimes.
Anyway, I’m glad some of you thought it was funny.
Haas the Addict pontificated
Hey nice one Christine good narration you sounded very convincing
Keith the Director remarked
the only reason she sounded convincing,is b/c she is capable of doing it…thats why it sounded so real up to the unrealistic part of the cops not taking chris’s no for an answer! We all should know cops can’t enter a place of residency without the owners permission unless extreme circumstances are warrented. With Chris answering the door in a towel be menacing enough for them to barge in his crib without a warrent? :-w I think not, and especially after the supposed victim has said everythig was cool! [-(
aJ the Zen Master mentioned
Hehe.. Actually I never read the last line as well.. Call it instinct or call it knowing you a bit Christine , but I just realised that it was all a joke. Plus you did slightly overdid the narrative
Christine the Lioness got all philosophical
So… you’re telling me, Keith, that it sounded convincing because I’m capable of doing it… and yet apparently the “unrealistic” part about the cops entering wasn’t “unrealistic” enough for *you* to get it was a joke (re #3 & 5). But keep trying to convince us, Keith…
Christine the Lioness thought this
Well, aJ… thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt and knowing me well enough to know I wouldn’t do that… and it may have been instinct as well. I know for me, on April Fool’s Day, I’m skeptical of everything I read and hear. When people are like, “No… it’s completley true,” I usually say, “Okay… get back to me and tell me again tomorrow.” LOL!
You think I overdid the narrative??? 
Well… apparently even *that* didn’t tip some people off
Keith the Director scribbled
Ya know at first yes i did belive you b/c I know what bitches are capable of and how vindictivethey can be…so far I know you only from here, and Yes, I am sad to say I belived you to be capable of such a heinous act. but in paragraph 7 where you stated and I quote, Chris said “Hell No” to the police I thought this shit is getting off the wall…as I read on I thought it to be more bullshit! However i did elicit response #3 as such to get a good debate going, as it seemed believable enough! #5 I was just rolling with the post! sry to diappoint…
Lei the Mercenary thought this
Really now, Keith… ) >-
Christine the Lioness scribbled
Sure, Keith… whatever.
aJ the Zen Master got all philosophical
Right Keith.. You can’t escape so easily! We already know you fell for it
Keith the Director chimed in with
I’m not escaping anything or trying…I did fall for the first half as I have stated.The second half is what I had hard time buying…I know Chris is an asshole like me it runs in the family, butI know we both have enough common sense to not swear at cops…well not since college anyway
Christine the Lioness added
We’re just giving you a hard time, Keith…
Hehe… and you’re right about Christopher not swearing at cops. He can be obnoxious, but the boy’s not stupid.
Timon the Virgin asserted
That was the funniest thing I ever read. I can’t believe I read something from 2006 that was that funny. I don’t even know who you are, I just Googled ‘Bad April Fools Prank Blog’ and found this.
Christopher the Pyro added
lol
Jenn the Virgin mentioned
LOL. I just changed the names and posted this on myspace.
Good one!
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