And Freedom For Men

Posted on July 7th, 2005 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

I recently read a study that most men in the world are confused about what they should be… it seems advertising has started to group all men into two categories, cuddly fuzzy, understanding pink shirt metrosexuals or sport loving beer guzzling oafs. In the spirit of the 4th of July I’m here to give men their freedom.

Guys.. It’s ok to like guy stuff, it doesn’t make you an oaf, uneducated or insensitive. It’s ok to be a guy.. just be a good guy. Let me tell you a bit about myself. I like sports but they are not my life, given the choice between a good game and a great movie, I’ll take the movie. Given the choice between a good game and a great concert, I’ll take the concert… given a choice between a great game, great movie, great concert… I’ll take the great game. That’s pretty cut and dry right? I would wear a pink shirt.. but only if it would get me laid and it probably wouldn’t be my first choice of a shirt.
I love basketball and I love women but I don’t love women’s basketball.. I love good food but fancy restaurants don’t impress me.

I like owning nice things but I don’t notice designer labels. I like looking at attractive women but I wouldn’t cheat on my significant other. I think guys should for the most part be able to do whatever they want to do, but I don’t think being a Vegan is acceptable if you are a man. In short, men are half beer guzzling oafs, and the other half well dressed, composed metrosexuals. So act like a man and be comfortable and confident with yourself and leave being confused and insecure to the women.

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Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this

Leave it to Christopher to ruin a perfectly well-thought out post with an insulting comment aimed at women. I don’t know what happened to make that boy hate the female gender so much, but I promise that quality was already well-developed when we met.

But back to the issue…
Christopher makes some good points: it’s okay to like guy stuff… it’s okay to like sports as long as they don’t take over your life. It’s okay to like women, as long as you have enough self-control and respect for your woman to not be unfaithful. It’s okay to wear a pink shirt… well, actually, no it’s not.

Here’s where Christopher’s argument falls apart… when you look at the purpose of advertising, you’ll see it’s to sell products to a specific group of people. For example, a commercial that depicts a guy staring at a couple of hot, bikini-clad girl on a beach and drinking a Heineken, is obviously directed to men. That commercial appeals to male fantasy, and doesn’t appeal to women. That’s fine. Why? Because that commercial is intended to get men to buy Heineken. I could sit here and whine about how not all women look like super models or have time to like around half-naked on the beach, or would even give that loser the time of day, let alone share their beer with him, but I won’t. Why? Because it doesn’t matter what I think of that commercial. It wasn’t created for me. But that’s not to say that some commercials aren’t. The commercials that are intended for a female target market, are designed to appeal to women. One ad that comes to mind in particular is a print ad for diet Pepsi of two really attractive, classy women (one white, one black) having lunch. A loser-looking guy stands at their table watching the white girl write on a napkin. The white girl gives a wink to the black girl who suppresses a laugh. The caption says, “Facts: Calories: 0, Carbs: 0, Sugar: 0, Chance she’s giving him her real number: 0″. I laughed out loud… why? Because it was funny and I could relate to it, because we’ve all given annoying guys fake phone numbers, and we’ve all exchanged that look with our girlfriends that guys are oblivious to. Now, are all guys losers like that one? No… but apparently enough are that we ladies can relate or the ad campaign wouldn’t be effective. So when Christopher complains that advertising has lumped men into two categories: understanding metrosexuals, or beer-guzzling oafs, there’s a reason for it. If that’s happening in ads directed at women, it’s because women are finding those depictions relatable and the ads are working because the women then buy the products advertised. For the most part, I think those ads are directed at women. From what I’ve observed, the ads directed at men usually depict an everyday joe or a successful, attractive, suit and tie business type guy like in the Carl’s Jr commercials where all the business guys are pressed against the conference room window watching a super model eat a messy cheeseburger across the street.

So my point is, if you’re upset that men are depicted as oafs, it’s because a lot of them are, and women can relate to knowing men like that. If you’re upset that men are depicted as understanding, pink-shirted (which means a guy is so comfortable with his masculinity, he doesn’t have to worry about wearing pink) metrosexuals, it’s because that’s what women like. And those depictions are working because if the ads weren’t selling products, believe me, they’d find a new ad campaign. So take heed, boys. You can learn a lot from advertising.

July 8th, 2005

Trouble the Pirate scribbled

So women buy ‘Diet-soda’ because of witty ad-campaigns depicting the camaraderie they bolster by duping an unsuspecting guy, who they blow-off based on reasons, which don?t extend past pure face value? I understand now?

August 1st, 2005

Christine the Lioness stated

Or we just laugh at the ads depicting exactly that… I would have bought the diet soda anyway. -)

August 1st, 2005

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