Another Joke that the Girls can Relate to…

Posted on August 11th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

This one made me giggle… -)

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, “Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I’m a one-wish genie. So…what’ll it be?” The woman did not hesitate. She said, “I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony. “The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, “Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I’m out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I’m good but not THAT good! I don’t think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable.” The woman thought for a minute and said, “Well, I’ve never been able to find the right man. You know - one that’s considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn’t watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for…a good man. “The genie let out a sigh and said, “Let me see the fucking map again.”

11 comments.

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Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this

I know, I know… the fact that this chick would ever wish for either of these things just proves how completely delusional we are… -)

August 11th, 2006

Christopher the Pyro uttered

The fact that anybody in this situation wouldn’t wish for 4 more wishes or unlimited wishes is what cracks me up.

Besides that if everybody started liking each other.. who would we bomb?

August 12th, 2006

Christine the Lioness penned this

You obviously didn’t read it very carefully… she was a “one-wish” genie… which, in case you weren’t aware… almost 92% of genies are… -)

August 12th, 2006

eric the Lil' Devil asserted

actually i have dated a few jeanie’s and they always would grant multiple wishes, usually with multiple partners d

August 13th, 2006

eric the Lil' Devil asserted

oh, my bad, had to reread it, you meant genie’s:”>

August 13th, 2006

Christine the Lioness asserted

Cute, eric. -)

August 13th, 2006

Haas the Addict stated

he he

August 16th, 2006

Erica the Groupie uttered

I am thoroughly amused… Now, on with the jell-o shots! \ d /\ d /

August 16th, 2006

Trouble the Pirate thought this

Well Chris… There’s always the Canadians…:-?

August 17th, 2006

eric the Lil' Devil up'n wrote this

ok i’m up for the jello shots but we need shooters as well d

August 19th, 2006

Crystal the Soldier remarked

Hahahaha… priceless!!!

September 4th, 2006

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