Boobs are Good for the Heart

Posted on April 5th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: True Story.

Ladies & Boobs

Staring at women’ s breasts in good for men’s health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women’s breaks is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.

A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

Dr. Karen Weatherby who carried out the study, wrote in the New England Journal of Medicine: “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout.

“Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently the average male can extend his life span 4 or 5 years.”

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Mara the Peacemaker chimed in with

Unless you’re an ass man…

April 5th, 2007

eric the Lil' Devil scribbled

well even ass men, which i am; enjoy the occasional breast glance! 8)

April 5th, 2007

Mara the Peacemaker said this

Lol

April 5th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro asserted

Well Mara, I guess the important question is are you an ass girl or a boob girl. I think most people would say Christine is a boob girl.. even tho I like her lil ass. (not complaining about the boobs tho)

April 5th, 2007

Mara the Peacemaker asserted

Oh, I’m totally a boob girl though it seems my fiance could care less…I recently found out that he’s an ass man all the way. But I’m sure he appreciates the girls, nevertheless.

April 5th, 2007

Christine the Lioness said this

The equivalence of a half hour workout??? Except you’re really only exercising two muscles looking at boobs… as opposed to an entire “muscle group” if you work out… -)

Christopher does tend to find pictures of really hot girls on the internet though… My boy has good taste. -)

April 6th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro penned this

Yes.. my one redeeming quality. lol It’s my gift to humanity.

(g)

April 6th, 2007

 hunt n' pecked this

good boobs you have

April 19th, 2007

ast the Virgin thought this

Withoutshirts d o

June 11th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent got all philosophical

Without silicone… )

June 11th, 2007

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November 4th, 2007

mohan the Virgin pontificated

(y)

November 5th, 2007

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(@) p (u) (n) d d o ) 8) [ o

December 4th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent asserted

Ah, yes… it just does my heart good to revisit this post every now and then. Just for the information, of course!

December 4th, 2007

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December 6th, 2007

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December 11th, 2007

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(u) your are you

December 14th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent quibbed this

I am me. We are the Walrus! Coo-coo-ca-choo…

December 14th, 2007

Trouble the Pirate got all philosophical

To quote you… “? ?”

Giggidy giggidy gig……

December 14th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent spake, and sayeth

I was *trying* to make a reference to the Beatles I am the Walrus…

The first 2 verses are:

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I’m crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.

But I really don’t think they said “goo goo gjoob”. It sounds more like “coo-coo-ca-choo” to me. I *never* really understood what the sound was supposed to be about… well, other than excessive drug use )

December 17th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent scribbled

sorry, “what the song was about…”

December 17th, 2007

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February 6th, 2008

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taking (p) is good

February 6th, 2008

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