Boobs are Good for the Heart

Ladies & Boobs

Staring at women’ s breasts in good for men’s health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women’s breaks is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.

A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

Dr. Karen Weatherby who carried out the study, wrote in the New England Journal of Medicine: “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout.

“Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently the average male can extend his life span 4 or 5 years.”

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24 Responses to Boobs are Good for the Heart

  1. Mara says:

    Unless you’re an ass man…

  2. eric says:

    well even ass men, which i am; enjoy the occasional breast glance! 8)

  3. Christopher says:

    Well Mara, I guess the important question is are you an ass girl or a boob girl. I think most people would say Christine is a boob girl.. even tho I like her lil ass. (not complaining about the boobs tho)

  4. Mara says:

    Oh, I’m totally a boob girl though it seems my fiance could care less…I recently found out that he’s an ass man all the way. But I’m sure he appreciates the girls, nevertheless.

  5. Christine says:

    The equivalence of a half hour workout??? Except you’re really only exercising two muscles looking at boobs… as opposed to an entire “muscle group” if you work out… ;-)

    Christopher does tend to find pictures of really hot girls on the internet though… My boy has good taste. ;-)

  6. Christopher says:

    Yes.. my one redeeming quality. lol It’s my gift to humanity.

    (g)

  7. Anonymous says:

    good boobs you have

  8. ast says:

    Withoutshirts :d :o

  9. ProphetJoe says:

    Without silicone… ;)

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  11. Anonymous says:

    (@) :p (u) (n) :d :d :o ) 8) :[ :o

  12. ProphetJoe says:

    Ah, yes… it just does my heart good to revisit this post every now and then. Just for the information, of course!

  13. Anonymous says:

    (u)

  14. Anonymous says:

    (u) your are you

  15. ProphetJoe says:

    I am me. We are the Walrus! Coo-coo-ca-choo…

  16. Trouble says:

    To quote you… “? ?”

    Giggidy giggidy gig……

  17. ProphetJoe says:

    I was *trying* to make a reference to the Beatles I am the Walrus

    The first 2 verses are:

    I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
    See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
    I’m crying.

    Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
    Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
    Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
    I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
    I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.

    But I really don’t think they said “goo goo gjoob”. It sounds more like “coo-coo-ca-choo” to me. I *never* really understood what the sound was supposed to be about… well, other than excessive drug use ;)

  18. ProphetJoe says:

    sorry, “what the song was about…”

  19. Anonymous says:

    taking (p) is good

  20. Anonymous says:

    (8) (l) :x (@) :o :( :p

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