This could only be found in Los Angeles and is 100% real.
The Beautifully Me Bridal Bootie Camp™ is designed for the bride-to-be, who wants to continue the honeymoon for years to come!
This creative and innovative program will teach you how to unleash your feminine powers on your new mate in a safe, seductive and healthy manner.
Although each program is specifically tailored to meet the needs of the bride-to-be, all programs incorporate a dance fitness class, sexuality education workshops and one-of-a kind photo session especially for the bride-to-be.
The Beautifully Me Bridal Boot Camp will leave you feeling more empowered and prepared to begin your new life as a sexy, seductive, confident wife! Ready to serve your new master.
Also included with your training:
The Art of Pole Dancing Classes
Exotic Dance & Sensual Movement Classes
Savior-La Femme Pleasure Series
Strip & Strut ~ A Lap Dance & Strip Tease Workshop
Ultimate Touch The Art of Sensual Massage
Sexy Boudoir Photography
SEXSA Circle
Adult Novely Home Parties Training
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“Ready to serve your new master?” This has Christopher-made-this-up written all over it.
Seriously. It is legit.
Well I think that’s great that women want to explore their sexuality and learn ways to make the sex in their marriage even hotter… it shows they really care and want their men to be happy. It’d be nice to see guys wanting that as much… but I doubt there will ever be a guy’s class about how to be a good husband. Men assume they’re already good at everything.
That is because we are born superior… don’t you owe me a rib?
LOL! You ain’t gettin’ that back… but I’ll give you Janet Jackson’s if you want one… she had a few too many I guess.
I just checked out the site for this place and sure enough, that part about serving your new master was not there. I knew Christopher added his own touch.
This company actually offers– apparently– a variety of services like fellatio classes, SexyAerobics, and Divorce celebrations– because we should all celebrate the fact that our marriage failed, right? Do they plan parties for people who also got fired and how about big parties for people whose children have been taken away by social services? Celebrating our failures is so much more fun than celebrating accomplishments… you have to wait so long to celebrate an accomplishment. LOL.
Seriously, aside from the divorce party, I think that is a great way for women to learn to feel more confident in bed– and guys really like confidence. It appears from the website that this is sort of a small business venture where someone is trying to find a marketable skill that people will want to pay for– even though I don’t think that $140.00 for a session will teach you anything you can’t walk into a strip club and watch the dancers do within like ten minutes. But still… more power to them.
Obviously they should hire me to do their marketing.. if I help them with the wording a lot of potentially soon to be fucked husbands will sign their future wives up.
Pole dancing is actually fun…and really hard to do. I have great respect for skilled pole dancers.
Having had the opportunity at one point in my early 20s to actually try out this profession and yes, we had poles where I worked, I can’t say I agree. When I think about all the difficult things I’ve learned to do in my life, hanging upside down from a pole in six-inch stillettos wouldn’t be on my list of the top 100. Granted, in a rotation of 25 girls in a club with 5 different stages, you’re only working with the pole one song every hour or so, which is probably a lot less than doing a full one-hour class with it. But even so… we just watched other girls and picked up new stuff we didn’t think to do from them. I guess it’s fun… when I was dancing I never saw it that way. I saw it as a big waste of my time since you don’t make money on stage really– you make the bulk of your money giving lap dances.
Does it make women feel sexy? I think so… all women like male attention and being on a main stage and having a bunch of guys watch you certainly feeds your ego.
And yes, I agree… they should hire Christopher to do their marketing. He could give them a bad-ass site.
I’ve never been to a strip club or known any strippers.. (the fact that Christine was one is news to me) however armed with this new knowledge.. I’m having a little portable stage installed at my house so she can demonstrate her skills.
Well I thought it was hard but perhaps that is more of a testament to my lack of athletic ability than to pole dancing’s inherent degree of difficulty. I also thought it was fun but perhaps if you’re doing it for your own enjoyment as opposed to making money, it might seem more enjoyable. I don’t know. I really enjoy dancing period but I’m not sure if I’d enjoy it as much if it was my profession.
Christopher goes to strip clubs all the time– he just tells me he’s going somewhere else. On top of that, I have to hear all the nostalgic stories about how he and his cousin went to the Jet Strip, and how his ex-wife took him to strip clubs on his birthday, blah blah blah. Yet, he doesn’t really like to hear my stories about how I gave other guys lap dances… funny how that works out, isn’t it?
I think you’re right, Mara. It probably is fun and physically challenging if you’re doing it non-stop for an hour and not in the making money mode. For me… I really didn’t like the whole stripping thing that much– and I often pretended that my English wasn’t very good so I wouldn’t have to waste time sitting there listening to these guys tell me some lame ass story about how their wives don’t like sex and that’s why they come to strip clubs, etc. Besides, it was more of a fantasy for them to think that some foreign girl was dancing for them– more exotic I suppose. And I’m actually pretty good at faking accents.
As far as the little stage that I guess Christopher is installing… wouldn’t it just be easier to go to an amateur night? At least then I might actually get paid for demonstrating my skills…
I mind you gave guys lap dances? Hmm.. sometimes I think sitting in on the conversations Christine has with herself would be very interesting… ANYWAY… ok I’ll admit strippers do have one great benefit you can pay them to shhhhh … Christine, lets not pretend like you would actually go to a strip club these days.