Originally posted on April 24th, 2005

Gone Wild
The story begins several months ago when Christopher banished a half-used bag of russet potatoes to the dark, cool, cavernous area below his kitchen sink. Shoving the plastic bag in the cabinet, he went on with his daily activities like learning. The potatoes didn’t fare well in “the hole.” As a matter of fact, it wasn’t long before the eyes, shrouded by the darkness, began to spore tiny green tentacles. Their once tough brown skin loosened as the starchy insides shrank, becoming loose and leathery. Desperate for water and sunlight, the roots took on a flesh color and began to slide along the press board bottom until they reached the side. With nowhere to go but up, they slowly crept, ascending further and further each day.

Weeks passed while Christopher went about his business, too preoccupied to remember the half bag of [...]

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Plugging Along Into The New Year

Posted on January 5th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Announcements.

Seems like it is that time of year again… actually it is that time of year again… ok ok (5 days late) when it’s time for me to look back on the past year… and attempt to make some good plans going forward. Tonight seems like as good as night as any, Christine is off relaxing with her sister and I’ve been pounding away at a big backlog of work I have.

Well reviewing 2007 is pretty easy… it was a good year for both Christine & I, we found far less than normal.. I contribute this to the fact that I’ve learned to not attack her so much on the blog. So we fight less but …

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTINE!!!

Posted on October 7th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Announcements.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Another year in the books and Christine is now the ripe old age of 27 and looking GOOD! There isn’t a whole lot I can tell everybody about Christine that hasn’t been said her about 200 time.. she is the real talent behind this blog and keeps it interesting with her exceptionally interesting and original posts. I think when Christine looks back at her 26th year of life she will be totally impressed by how much she accomplished this year, from learning how to and investing in the stock marketing (and doing quite well I might add) to writing 6 or 7 movies that are going into production (get to go to one of …

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Upgraded 2.3 - Directions Might Have Helped

Posted on September 28th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Announcements.

So the blog us back up after being down for 4 or 5 hours, basically the install went.. “pretty smooth” however the Ultimate Tag Warrior plugin actually screwed the install up enough to allow it not to happen.. after I eventually started deleting things in hopes of fixing things the situation started to get brighter… lucky for me I started with UTW. .

Anyway… eventually got the upgrade to go through but still had a broken .htaccess file (which I had changed in an attempt to fix things early). It’s all good now.. and I do realize nobody cares.. on the bright side.. 2.4 should work perfect out of the box and my big worry about the two plugins we also …

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Explanation of the “Top Commenters” Titles

Posted on May 23rd, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Announcements.

I told you we’d explain the new box on the left hand menu that says “Top Commenters.” It’s a plug-in Christopher created and called the Rank Plug-in and here’s how it works essentially…

Basically, it counts your comments the number in the parenthesis and based on that number assigns you a title that Christopher and I have chosen. At intervals of 50, you move to the next level. For example, if youve commented between 301 and 350 times, youre a Zen Master and the ying-yang sign will appear next to your posts. Once youve commented 351 times, your title changes to the Lil Devil and you get a devils face.

Cool huh? Yeah, I know. My boy Christopher rocks.

Once you move …

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MIA in the Canadian Wilderness

Posted on April 30th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Announcements.

Well Christine has now officially disappeared into the Canadian Wilderness…. the hotel where she is suppose to be staying has no record of her… she checked in once in the middle of the night with an IM saying the laptop I gave her works great but has yet to email, message me her room number and of course as you all know her cell phone doesn’t work outside of Los Angles (this is something that is going to be addressed as soon as she arrives home, she is not going to China with this fucking piece of shit cell phone. Normally at this point I’m just enjoying the silence and getting a lot of work done but this is very …

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