Originally posted on July 13th, 2005

Here are the ten things every man needs to know about his woman…

10. She does not care about the play-by-play details of your multiplayer battles on Halo 2.
If she cared, she’d be sitting on the sofa next to you, cheering you on as you played. My guess is… she wasn’t. So unless you’re trying to ween your girlfriend off of her valium addiction, I suggest you keep that enthusiastic conversation filed in the “Not necessary to share with her” file, and clean out that file regularly.

9. She is not impressed by the gigantic, inhuman-sized log you just pinched off into the toilet.
Trust me on this. While women find colon health important, they’re perfectly satisfied just knowing that you do, indeed, shit on a regular basis, and anything beyond that is more detail than necessary. Describing the length or shape of your [...]

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Ouch - Ten Ultra Unhealthy Foods.

Posted on January 17th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Top Tens.

Ultra Unhealthy Foods

1. Artery Crust.
Judging by the label, Pepperidge Farm Original Flaky Crust Roasted Chicken Pot Pie has 510 calories and 9 grams of saturated fat. But look again. Those numbers are for half a pie. Eat the entire pie, as most people probably do, and you’re talking more than 1,000 calories and 18 grams of sat fat. Then add the 13 grams of hidden trans fat (from the partially hydrogenated vegetable shortening) in each pie and you’re up to 31 grams of artery-clogging fat – that’s far more than a day’s allotment.

2. Strip Tease.
McDonald’s Chicken Selects Premium Breast Strips sounds healthy. In fact, ounce for ounce, the Selects are no …

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Keeping Romance Alive…

Posted on June 21st, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships, Top Tens.


So thanks to myspace, I recently reconnected with one of my male friends from high school. He used to be one of my best friends–the closest thing I ever had to having a protective older brother– and I always thought very highly of him… still do. So we recently reconnected and are still in the process of talking about what our lives have been like for the last 15 years and last night we were chatting online about our respective relationships and he made an interesting comment.

He said that his girlfriend told him that he wasn’t “the marrying type” and he was sort of offended by that (despite the fact I think …

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10 Things Men Must Change!

Posted on May 30th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships, Top Tens.

Despite what you might have assumed from the title, I’m actually writing this post to help our male readers out. If you want to be attractive to women, there are a few pitfalls you need to avoid– no exceptions. And from what I’ve noticed recently at the gym and at the beach, apparently some guys still aren’t aware… so if any of the things on my list hit home just a little… put some effort into fixing them and I guarantee it will improve your chances with the girls. -)

1. Body Odor.
It doesn’t matter if you’re on a basketball court, sitting at your desk, or relaxing on the subway… there is no excuse for body …

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Role Playing ROCKS

Posted on May 23rd, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships, Top Tens.

Okay… so thanks to a rather obscure comment one of our readers (Amy) made on Christopher’s ultra-controversial post about diamonds, I have been inspired to write a post about role playing. I’m not talking about the weird furries shit. I’m talking about fun little games that can make memories for a lifetime. -)

Here is a list of my favorite roles just to spark your own creativity…

1. Daddy/Naughty Little Girl
My personal fave. Not the most innovative, but a classic none the less. -)

2. Border …

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Nasty or Kinky… How to Communicate with Women

Posted on March 13th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious, Sex and Relationships, Top Tens.


Since meeting Christine I have compiled two sets of words and phrases that are ok to use with women when describing them to themeselves. Sometimes the words mean the same thing.. and it’s all in how the woman hears the word… sometimes… well as you can see.. the words really don’t mean the same thing. The truth is there just no easy way to tell her she is irrashional or crazy so don’t be surprised when she stabs you in the shoulder but hopefully with my help you can avoid my fate of being stabbed, burned and poisioned. Enjoy..
If you need to tell her she is crazy.. try the word emotional.. …

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