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Category Archives: Top Tens
10 Ways to Celebrate President’s Day…
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I came up with 10 very special ways to celebrate President’s Day… |
1. Go hunting with the Vice President… just make sure you wear a bullet-proof vest.
2. Abuse some Iraqi prisoners and then suggest that you tear down the prison where it happened. Continue reading
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10 Simple Truths…
1. Why does a “slight tax increase” cost you $200 and a “significant tax cut” saves you 30 cents? 2. Why can we locate one cow in America that has Mad Cow disease out of six million American cows, yet … Continue reading
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10 Things My Mother Told Me that Were Complete Lies
So to manipulate me into doing what she wanted, my mother made up a whole bunch of shit that was completely untrue. But as a kid, you think you’re parents are incapable of lying… so I believed it. And God knows it worked… if I ever have kids, I’m going to use the same exact lies… and maybe get creative with some of my own… 
So here are 10 things my mom told me that weren’t true at all… Continue reading
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10 Things I’ve Learned from Christopher…
1. I’m not as good at Tetris as I thought I was. 2. Don’t engage in an argument if you don’t have facts to support your position. 3. There really are men who take a lot of pride in taking … Continue reading
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