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Lookin’ for a quickie? Christine and Christopher give you the ten best… and worst… of everything.

Christine’s 10 New Year’s Resolutions for 2006

1. Lose 15 pounds by March even if I have to go back to my high school days when I used to work out for two hours every morning and puke after every third meal. I’m just kidding… sort of. … Continue reading

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Christopher’s Top 10 New Year Resolutions

10. Post at least twice a week on Chris vs Chris
9. Visit my family and friends in PA more often.
8. Go to the Penn State / Notre Dame Game
7. Not lose my temper with Christine
6. Learn to program in JAVA
5. Eat more Veal, maybe even kill my own baby cow and freeze it
4. Gain 5 pounds and go to the gym four times a week
3. Attempt to avoid making Christine insanely emotional
2. Take some big chances and then smile if they don’t pay off.
1. Avoid any stabbings from Christine in 2006
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10 Things I’d Rather Do Than Watch Syriana Again

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Why I keep Christine Around, Despite the Stabbings

Why I keep Christine Around, Despite the Stabbings
10. She has a great ass.
9. She is a really honest and great person who teaches me about morals
8. I like her laugh
7. She’s sometimes enlightened about random things and I learn something (ex// grammar)
6. I enjoy beating her at Chess, Racquetball and all other “sports”
5. She has a nastier mind then me which just amazes me on so many levels
4. She is by far the most expressive and interesting woman I’ve known in my 28 years
3. She’s pretty tough and can take a punch but she doesn’t like that spot on the back of her ankle being grabbed.
2. 36D’s
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Ten Best Things About Paying Off Your Student Loans…

Hallelujah! Today, I made the very last payment on my very last student loan…
Anyone who has experienced this superlative phenomenon will have to agree that it can only be described as a rebirth… a rite of passage… a liberation of the mind and soul…

So I came up with the 10 best things about paying off your student loan… (btw– it only took me 9 years…) Continue reading

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