Originally posted on April 11th, 2005

Indian Tech Support
Over the past few weeks my computer has been acting like a bipolar child who missed it’s meds and is snorting coke to boot, so I needed some help with my winblows installation, keep in mind that I’ve build quite a few computers so I’m far from helpless here.. If I’ve resorted to calling tech support the situation is dire. I want to tell you about my experience.

Tech Support: (ITS) ello, thank you for calling winblows tech support what seems to be the trouble?

Me: Hey my computer and I need some help. I was messing with the operating system and now it won’t boot up.

ITS: Where are you calling from today?

Me: Los Angeles.. California..

ITS: In the United States yes?

Me: uhhh…… yes…

ITS: Hrmm… have you tried turning you your [...]

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Another BCS Mess.

Posted on December 8th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Sports Fanatics.

Well it’s that time again this year — with another December argument — because it’s the natural ending place without a playoff. The beguiling thing about the BCS is that, year to year, you never know where it will spring a leak in logic. A system assigned an impossible task seemingly finds a new way every year to leave America unsatisfied.

Because I feel like possibly coming out of retirement and possibly starting to post again.. and really the only thing that pisses me off badly enough to break my long unposting streak is the BCS… here I am.

31 comments.

USC Not #1 - Not Even Close

Posted on October 7th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Sports Fanatics.

USC Sad

Well as karma and odds will have it USC lost and lost to a team considered by many to be one of the ten worst in college football. I suppose on a bright for USC is that UCLA managed to lose to the team considered the worst in college football this year… Notre Dame.  Sorry Christine I know losing wasn’t much of a birthday present.

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USC - #1, All other teams - Not #1

Posted on September 15th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Sports Fanatics.

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Congratulations, Trojans… nice win against the Huskers in Lincoln. Show the world why you’re #1. Fight on!

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Things I Learned About Soccer

Posted on August 24th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious, Sports Fanatics, True Story.

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Last night, Christopher took me to my first pro soccer game: Los Angeles Galaxy vs. Chivas USA.

We had a really good time and completely enjoyed it, but there were some things I noticed (and maybe I was in the perfect position to notice them since I hadn’t seen a game before), that I think need to be changed about the game. Here they are:

1. The area in front of the goal is called the “penalty box.” I’ve decided that this name is confusing. In hockey, the penalty box is where the players sit when they get ejected, but in soccer, no one sits in the penalty box. Very, …

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A Reminder for Super Bowl Sunday…

Posted on February 1st, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious, Sports Fanatics.

Okay, ladies.

We’re less than a week away. Time to make plans on how to make sure your guy doesn’t pay more attention to the Colts and the Bears than he does to you.

Review my post on How to Piss a Guy Off When He’s Watching Football, and take your relationship to the next level. -)

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