Originally posted on April 4th, 2008

This is mostly targeted toward the workplace and how when there isn’t a man available for the job to get a woman to work at maximum efficiency.

  1. Pick young married women. They usually have more sense of responsibility than their unmarried friends, they’re less likely to be flirtatious, they need the work or they wouldn’t be doing it, they still have the pep and interest to work hard and to deal with the public efficiently.
  2. Retain a physician to give each woman you hire a special physical examination - one covering female conditions. This step not only protects the property against the possibilities of lawsuit, but reveals whether the employee-to-be has any female weaknesses which would make her mentally of physically unfit for the job.
  3. Stress at the outset the importance of time the fact that a minute or [...]

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Football Frenzy… A Gentle Reminder

Posted on September 9th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious, Sports Fanatics.

Not to re-hash an old post, but I did write a post last year for the ladies to inspire strength during football season. It was titled “Ten Ways to Piss a Guy Off When He’s Watching Football” and I thought I’d post the link here again in case any new readers would like to benefit from the advice… and to remind the women the best way to deal with a man who can’t pry himself away from the television screen. -) Enjoy.

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Proof of Christopher’s Duplicity

Posted on June 11th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Sports Fanatics.

I’ve suspected for a long time that Christopher lies like a politician. Now I have proof. In his sudden excitement over the impending World Cup– and the notion that the U.S. could be a part of it– he recently put up a post titled Beware! (in an effort to warn the world that they are about to get their asses kicked by our soccer team). But he must have forgotten about this post that he wrote five months ago… Best Sport Soccer? Go Back to Making Nukes…

As you’ll see if you read his older post, Christopher contends that soccer is boring to people who live in countries that have options. His words, not mine… …

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Beware!

Posted on June 9th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Sports Fanatics.

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Rock the Vote… or maybe just vote for rock?

Posted on May 26th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics, Sports Fanatics.

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Who received more votes for his coveted position… Taylor or George?

Pop culture vs. politics… Last Tuesday night, 63 million people picked up their phones and voted for who would be the next “American Idol.” 63 million! That is more votes than any president has ever had in a presidential election. So what does that say??? Do Americans care more about who should get a recording contract than who should run our country?

That may not be quite the case… after all, you can vote for you favorite A.I. candidate at any age, and while I’m not sure of the percentage, …

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In REAL sports News

Posted on March 8th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Sports Fanatics.

NFL owners chose the certainty of a salary cap over the prospect of life without one, and they’re paying for it.
The league agreed Wednesday to the union’s proposal, including a revenue-sharing component that will cost owners nearly a billion dollars over the next six years.
The long and short.. well the players fucked the owners… but there will be football.. does anything else really matter… I mean.. at least no strike… no non-cap seasons.. all is good in the world when there is NFL football.. I still think the owners needed to squash the players some on this.. but hey having football come September is more important then a few billion here and there.

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