Originally posted on February 28th, 2005

Want to fuck girls that look like this? … ok then.. listen up

Tarney Halle

If you ever hear a woman say the words “He’s nice” you can pull out all the money you have on you and bet that she’s not fucking nor will she be fucking the guy she’s talking about… not now.. not ever.

This is easy so drill it into your head. Women don’t use the word “Nice” to describe men that they’re FEELING it for.
So why would you want to use the “usual nice guy routine”?
What, you want to make SURE she never feels anything other than friendship for you?
I didn’t think so.

(Hint: In case you haven’t figured it out, I think you should ix-nay the ice-nay uy-gay outine-ray.)
And I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the words “nice guy” translate into “ICE-NAY UY-GAY” in Pig [...]

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Happy Halloween, Y’All!

Posted on October 31st, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Crazy Pictures.

15 comments.

“Sick” “Sick” “Sick” - Wish I had the Balls For This

Posted on October 14th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Crazy Pictures.

This looks like serious fun, but I can’t imagine how these guys lived long enough to get this good.

4 comments.

Best Duct Tape Use Ever

Posted on October 12th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Crazy Pictures.

Duct Tape

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Demotivated

Posted on October 8th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Crazy Pictures.

A nice collection of my favorite demotivational posters. )

The bad thing is that I’m pretty sure this is going to fill the front of our blog knocking down the post drawing attention to the fact that Christine had a birthday.

ChancesDesperation

Elephants

Endings

Homeless

Fate

Service

Retards

Politics

Recognition

Simplicity

Teamwork

Unique

Motivation

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Bad Freakin Day

Posted on October 2nd, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Crazy Pictures.

For some reason I can relate to this today.
Even when your having the worst of days… someone is always trying to fuck you.

Rough Day


Rough Day

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