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10 Things Every Man Needs to Know About His Woman

Originally posted on July 13th, 2005

Here are the ten things every man needs to know about his woman…

10. She does not care about the play-by-play details of your multiplayer battles on Halo 2.
If she cared, she’d be sitting on the sofa next to you, cheering you on as you played. My guess is… she wasn’t. So unless you’re trying to ween your girlfriend off of her valium addiction, I suggest you keep that enthusiastic conversation filed in the “Not necessary to share with her” file, and clean out that file regularly.

9. She is not impressed by the gigantic, inhuman-sized log you just pinched off into the toilet.
Trust me on this. While women find colon health important, they’re perfectly satisfied just knowing that you do, indeed, shit on a regular basis, and anything beyond that is more detail than necessary. Describing the length or shape of your [...]

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1. I laugh at all jokes, even ones that are sexist or simply not funny, just to make your friends feel good about themselves.

2. I look pretty in expensive clothes and don�t mind if other women hate me for bragging about how much money you make.

3. I don�t eat much which keeps the grocery bill down and prefer eating out anyway.

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Happy Martin Luther King Day!

Posted on January 21st, 2008 by Christine.
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Just a quickie to say Happy Martin Luther King Day.

For me, Martin Luther King Day will always remind me of the big earthquake in California that demo’d the 10 Fwy back in 1994. I was in college at the time, living in an apartment on the tenth floor of a downtown high rise, and it was the first earthquake I’d ever been in… a very memorable experience to say the least.

To celebrate, here are some facts about MLK Day that you might not have known:

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