Originally posted on March 14th, 2005

Unfortunately, our monkey of a president is giving our bing bangs a bad name… so I’d like to go on the record and explain just how dissimilar our bushes are from, well, the dick that’s leading our country…

1. My pussy does not try to force its right-wing religious beliefs off on other people, and disguise it as a “traditional family value.”

2. My pussy is not hated by nearly every other country in the world.

3. My pussy did not spend millions of the taxpayer’s money to fly military aircraft 30 miles and land on the USS Abraham Lincoln just for a photo opportunity.

4. My pussy was not convicted of drunk driving.

5. My pussy has never taken campaign contributions from key player in the Enron scandal Kenneth Lay (but it has been laid by a guy named Ken -) )

6. My pussy still sees the [...]

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Being Held Hostage By the Airlines

Posted on October 9th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics, Pissed Off & Proud of It.

In the 80s, if someone mentioned “hostage” and “airline” in the same sentence, it conjured up images of scared passengers hunkered down in their seats with gun-wielding Lebanese terrorists forcing pilots to change route and land in a foreign country. Well… today, not so much has changed with the visuals, except that the Lebanese can be replaced with uniform-clad airline employees.

Since September 11, 2001, standards in the travel industry and passenger rights have steadily declined under the guise of “safety,” and have now hit an all-time low. Whereas airlines used to try to make passengers feel happy and comfortable in an effort to win their repeat business, it seems they’ve now decided that they are legislators of morality …

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You Know It’s October When…

Posted on October 1st, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

1. Starbucks begins to advertise their pumpkin spice lattes as their “special” drink.

2. The weird old lady in front of you in the checkout line is waiting to buy a Halloween costume for her dog.

3. The spider webs that are stretching across the plants on your balcony seem sort of “festive.”

4. Every television channel is playing a different sequel to “Friday the 13th” at the same time.

5. You start getting random thoughts about the “Great Pumpkin” rising up out of the pumpkin patch and pray to God that Linus doesn’t convince Lucy to waste her entire evening again this year.

6. Stores start filling their “seasonal” aisles with trick-or-treat candy AND Christmas stuff.

7. You wake up in the middle of the …

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The Predators of Dateline

Posted on August 30th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

There has always been something that bothered me about the show “To Catch a Predator”, Christine and I will have these conversations where she thinks the show is totally legit and I think it’s a bunch of bullshit entrapment.� As I was doing some research for this post I came to learn that the show is supported by a group called “Perverted Justice”, they actually setup the stings and members of their group are the ones who pose as minors on the Internet chat rooms and attempt to lure men into meeting them for sex.

What’s interesting about this is that in May 07, the former producer Marsha Bartel filed a lawsuit against NBC, alleging that she was fired for insisting …

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Only in Arkansas…

Posted on August 3rd, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

Since this is sort of a “relationship” site of sorts, I thought this was apropos… a couple in Arkansas just gave birth to their 17th child.
Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar already had 16 children when they decided to pregnant with their 17th. All the children’s name start with the letter “J,” but I’m worrying if they don’t stop soon, they’ll have to switch to another letter as the names are running out.

Here’s a pic of the family visiting Mom in the maternity ward. How many mini-vans does it take to haul 16 kids to the hospital?

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Now, if the family is happy and the kids are all well cared for, who am I to judge, right? …

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Congratulations to the Goldman Family

Posted on July 30th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

Although I’m pretty sure they don’t read Chris vs. Chris, I want to extend a congratulations to the family of Ron Goldman for their perseverance and on Monday’s ruling that 90% of the proceeds of OJ Simpson’s disgustingly self-absorbed book “If I Did It.” Considering that OJ hasn’t paid a dime to the Goldman and Brown families despite losing a $38 million dollar civil suit to them years ago, it’s about fucking time.

Instead of paying them as he was court ordered to do, he attempted to funnel the profits of the book that would detail how he murdered their family members (hypothetically of course) so that they couldn’t touch a penny. As if simply murdering two people …

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