Originally posted on April 24th, 2005

Gone Wild
The story begins several months ago when Christopher banished a half-used bag of russet potatoes to the dark, cool, cavernous area below his kitchen sink. Shoving the plastic bag in the cabinet, he went on with his daily activities like learning. The potatoes didn’t fare well in “the hole.” As a matter of fact, it wasn’t long before the eyes, shrouded by the darkness, began to spore tiny green tentacles. Their once tough brown skin loosened as the starchy insides shrank, becoming loose and leathery. Desperate for water and sunlight, the roots took on a flesh color and began to slide along the press board bottom until they reached the side. With nowhere to go but up, they slowly crept, ascending further and further each day.

Weeks passed while Christopher went about his business, too preoccupied to remember the half bag of [...]

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15 Things You Can’t Say Around Black People Anymore

Posted on January 10th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

1. Nigger
2. Colored
3. Tar Baby
4. Slavery
5. Coon
6. Negro
7. Cotton Picker
8. Lynch
9. Blackie
10. Darkies
11. Dark Chocolate
12. Dark as Night
13. Black Coffee
14. Midnight
15. Noir

If you want to be equal spare me the PC bullshit and stop being offended, because as you can see from the above list.. eventually it just becomes ridiculous. I am not offended when people say white boys can’t jump, or if I get called Cracker. Are people really that insecure and if a whole race is really that insecure.. what does that say. I mean when was the last time someone was lynched? That word doesn’t have any special meaning to white people.. (nor should it have any special meaning to any other people considering at …

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Exposing Ponzi

Posted on December 21st, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

So my brother was recently a victim of a Ponzi Scheme… I knew it was it was happening but people do need to learn these lessons themselves.. so there really wasn’t any point in explaining it to him.. because until you experience one it’s hard to believe whatever magical business your getting wrapped up in is an Ponzi scheme. Well even tho it’s best to experience the Ponzi for yourself.. I’m still going to try and explain in a nutshale what it is and where it came from.

In1920,CharlesPonzi,ranaschemeinwhichreturnsarepaidtoearlierinvestorsentirelyoutofthemoneypaidintotheschemefromnewerinvestors.Thistypeofschemeshowshowthelureofmoneycanandwillfooleventhemostagilemind!

JOINNOW!Thisamazingsystemreallyworks.Iwasonwelfareandtoday,threeweekslater,I’mamultimillionaire.

How many times have you been invited to join in a remarkable and foolproof new scheme that promises huge returns for a mere $1 “investment” of your own money? New versions of the …

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Being Held Hostage By the Airlines

Posted on October 9th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics, Pissed Off & Proud of It.

In the 80s, if someone mentioned “hostage” and “airline” in the same sentence, it conjured up images of scared passengers hunkered down in their seats with gun-wielding Lebanese terrorists forcing pilots to change route and land in a foreign country. Well… today, not so much has changed with the visuals, except that the Lebanese can be replaced with uniform-clad airline employees.

Since September 11, 2001, standards in the travel industry and passenger rights have steadily declined under the guise of “safety,” and have now hit an all-time low. Whereas airlines used to try to make passengers feel happy and comfortable in an effort to win their repeat business, it seems they’ve now decided that they are legislators of morality …

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Kanye West Needs to STFUP

Posted on September 11th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

I haven’t gone off on anyone in a while– which I attribute to my suspicions that Christopher is slipping Prozac into into my Diet Coke every night– but I’m afraid my period of serenity will have to end today. I don’t think I’m alone when I say…

Someone needs to off Kanye West.

Which sucks. ‘Cuz he’s a pretty good rapper. I like his music. I like his videos. I just can’t stand the whiny, petty, ignorant person he’s become. He reminds me of a bratty little kid who has to be the center of attention constantly.

It all started with his well-informed diatribe about how President Bush doesn’t care about black people during a live taping …

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Half-Ass Quitters

Posted on August 31st, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

Quitter
 
I can’t stand smokers, really I can’t. I won’t even kiss a girl who smokes, let alone ever choose to date one. But I’ll tell you what I hate even more, I hate half-hearted quitters.

There are two types of quitters. Those who say I quit and never pick up another cigarette the rest of their lives. I like these people. These are strong willed beings who deserve a brownie or sugary item of their choice, they will go far in life and be successful in anything they choose to do.

Then there is the other type of quitter. The I’ve been trying to quit for 14 years now”

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