Originally posted on March 11th, 2005

Piss a Guy Off When He's Watching Football
  1. Stand in front of the t.v. and show him the routine you learned at 5th grade cheerleading camp that’s sort of similar to the one that the Raiderettes do during half-time. Except… make sure that half-time is now over, and if you can’t remember the whole routine, just start over from the beginning.
  2. Cheer really loud and jump up and down when the other team scores. When he asks you why you’re cheering for the other team, just say you like their uniforms better.
  3. Every time a team makes a first, second, or third down, ask him, “Now who has the ball?”
  4. Tell him that you were offered box seats to the game because your boss wasn’t going to use them, but you turned them down. When he gives you a look like he doesn’t [...]

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Christopher’s Restaurant Rules

Posted on August 28th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

I love eating out, especially with Christine.. the idea of someone slaving over a hot stove to cook me my country friend chicken while I admire Christine’s cleavage is great for my ego and stress levels. HOWEVER certain restaurants have certain issues that just piss me off for example some restaurants have a policy that whenever any of their customers has a birthday the whole wait staff runs over and sings happy birthday. Who the fuck started this dumb ass idea, first like I really give a flying fuck that it’s somebody else’s birthday.. (I hardly notice my own), second it is not ok to disturb my relaxing evening with your horrible rendition of “Happy Birthday”. …

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Starfucks Tip Cups

Posted on August 23rd, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

*UM ERMUM*

Glancing up from my newly poured steaming cup of coffee at the wimpy looking dude behind the counter at Starfucks I think to myself.. “what now”.

Christopher: “What’s up?”

SFE: (Starfucks Employee): Points at the tip cup.

Christopher: “You want me to tip you??”

SFE: “It’s customary…….”

Christopher: “So is being heterosexual”

SFE: “Pardon…..”

Christopher: “You want me to tip you for pouring me a cup of coffee? There is no way I’m giving you a tip for that… are you out of your fucking mind.. do you really expect people who just paid like.. 5 dollars for a cup of coffee to fork over some lose change just because you made a poor career choice?”

SFE: “HEY! I HAD TO GO TO COLLEGE FOR THIS!”

Christopher: …

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The Hypocrisy of Niggers

Posted on April 13th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

Don’t like the title? Sorry somebody needs to call it as they see it… and our PC culture is out of control. This isn’t a radio station, this isn’t a TV station, nobody can pull my advertising and nobody can shut down my blog. So here in a free medium it’s not all about $$$.

In the end, it was not about Imus. It was about us.

Are we really a better country because, after he was publicly whipped for 10 days as the worst kind of racist, with whom no decent person could associate, he was thrown off the air?

When Imus called the Rutgers women’s basketball team “tattooed … nappy-headed hos,” he went over the top. The women deserved …

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Stickin it to Britney

Posted on April 11th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

Alright so the details of Britney’s and K-Fed’s divorce are now hitting the media ( a few days ago ) and I have to say I find this to be completely ridiculous. Explain to me why she should would pay him, $500,000 for each year they were together + 25k a month for each child support for each child, is it not possible to raise a child at the highest possible standards on $500,000 a year?? Britney keep your money and use your expensive lawyers to grind this dude up, seriously this settlement sucks for her on so many levels, he will never really be out of her life, he will write a tell-all book about their marriage (one …

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Government Extortion

Posted on March 11th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

Eminent Domain Abuses

This past January 17, the U.S. Supreme Court refused to hear the case of Bart Didden, an entrepreneur in Port Chester, NY. Thus letting stand one of the more egregious abuses of eminent domain authority since the court’s infamous Kelo v. New London case of 2005, which upheld the government’s right to seize property from one private party and give it to another in the name of economic development.

In 2003 Bart Didden set out to build a CVS drugstore on property he owned in Port Chester, NY. Unfortunately, a developer hired by the town had other plans for Didden’s land. The developer wanted to put a Walgreens …

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