Originally posted on August 23rd, 2007

*UM ERMUM*

Glancing up from my newly poured steaming cup of coffee at the wimpy looking dude behind the counter at Starfucks I think to myself.. “what now”.

Christopher: “What’s up?”

SFE: (Starfucks Employee): Points at the tip cup.

Christopher: “You want me to tip you??”

SFE: “It’s customary…….”

Christopher: “So is being heterosexual”

SFE: “Pardon…..”

Christopher: “You want me to tip you for pouring me a cup of coffee? There is no way I’m giving you a tip for that… are you out of your fucking mind.. do you really expect people who just paid like.. 5 dollars for a cup of coffee to fork over some lose change just because you made a poor career choice?”

SFE: “HEY! I HAD TO GO TO COLLEGE FOR THIS!”

Christopher: “What… are you fucking serious.. NOBODY goes to college to learn how to pour a cup of coffee.. unless their fucking retarded. Are you retarded?”

SFE: “You have no idea [...]

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Get Financed By the Church

Posted on March 19th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Religion.

Now I know that I haven’t seen it all, but sometimes I really honestly believe there isn’t that many things left in the world that will appall me. $40+ meals with a few slices of meat don’t faze me, Christine demanding to be let out of the car at a stop light barely makes my pulse quicken but today when I opened my mail and was glancing through what I usually would consider not even worth my time junk mail from churches. These churches obviously don’t know that I’m beyond saving, I like to sin.. and I’m usually not all that sorry after I do it… so I think it is safe to say that I’m officially a …

4 comments.

Religion is bad for Society

Posted on December 16th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Religion.

Have you ever stopped to wonder.. what if religion is the worst thing that can happen to a society? Here are some facts that are commonly unknown.

The top three most religious prosperous developed countries:
1. United States
2. Portugal
3. Ireland

The three least religious prosperous developed countries:
1. Japan
2. Sweden
3. Germany

18 Countries Total:

Fact #1.
The more religious a society the higher the homicide rate.

Highest homicide rate: 1. United States, 2. Portugal, 3. Switzerland
Lowest homicide rate: 1. Spain, 2. Norway, 3. Japan

This correlation holds true through all countries.

Fact #2.
The more religious a society the higher the abortion rate.

Highest abortion rate: 1. United States, 2. Australia, 3. Canada
Lowest abortion rate: 1. Denmark, 2. Sweden, 3. Great Britain

This correlation holds true through all countries.

Furthermore if you …

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Lacking Perspective on Muslims

Posted on November 3rd, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It, Religion.

As much as I enjoy ripping on the Muslims tonight I am going to come to their defense. Earlier this week my mother forwarded me an e-mail about the fact that the United States Postal Service was issuing a stamp commemorating a Muslim holiday. She was outrage that the United States would issue a stamp for the Muslims the same group of people she felt who attacked us on 9/11 and at various other times. I felt it was important to point out to her that we have a separation of church and state here in America. TThis separation of church and state that allows us the freedom of religion also makes it essential for the …

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The Pictures Causing All The Fuss

Posted on February 3rd, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Religion.

Living here in the states where we have a bunch of fucking pussies running our newspapers it’s pratically impossible to see what all the fuss overseas is about.
I’ve decided to hook everybody up with the muslim cartoons.. people really need to get a sense of humor.. I know it sucks to be muslim but seriously.. relax.. it’s ok it’s a fucking cartoon.



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