Originally posted on April 11th, 2005

Indian Tech Support
Over the past few weeks my computer has been acting like a bipolar child who missed it’s meds and is snorting coke to boot, so I needed some help with my winblows installation, keep in mind that I’ve build quite a few computers so I’m far from helpless here.. If I’ve resorted to calling tech support the situation is dire. I want to tell you about my experience.

Tech Support: (ITS) ello, thank you for calling winblows tech support what seems to be the trouble?

Me: Hey my computer and I need some help. I was messing with the operating system and now it won’t boot up.

ITS: Where are you calling from today?

Me: Los Angeles.. California..

ITS: In the United States yes?

Me: uhhh…… yes…

ITS: Hrmm… have you tried turning you your [...]

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Christopher Wins Big Points on Valentine’s Day

Posted on February 14th, 2008 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

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Today might be the best Valentine’s Day ever…

My Dad, who had a quad bypass late last year, usually comes out to visit me and my sister over Valentine’s Day– Valentine’s Day was always my Dad’s favorite holiday and when I was a little girl, he would always come home with a huge heart-shaped box of chocolates for my mom and two little ones for me and my sister. Anyway, he decided not to come out this year because he and his fiance spent $25,000 remodeling their bathroom and he didn’t have money for a plane ticket he said. My dad’s always been far from reliable, and even though I knew in my head …

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Your Valentine’s Day Sex Playlist

Posted on February 12th, 2008 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

In preparation for Valentine’s Day, I’ve put together a playlist for all the guys who want their girlfriends/wives to think they are romantic when they actually aren’t:

Add this to you Songza!

1. Just Another by Pete Yorn

2. Glory Box by Portishead

3. Undress Me Now by Morcheeba

4. Beautiful by James Blunt

5. Your Body is Wonderland by John Mayer

6. Calling You by Blue October

7. You and Me by Lifehouse

8. By My Side by INXS

9. Sistinas by Danzig

10. Everything I Do by Bryan Adams

11. So Alive by Love and Rockets

12. Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls

13. One Headlight by the Wallflowers

14. Ever the Same by Rob Thomas

15. Sweet Child O’ Mine by Guns ‘N Roses

16. Always on My Mind by Elvis Presley

17. Killing Me …

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Don’t Steal A Flower To Give To A Girl

Posted on October 11th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

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So I know some of the ladies reading are thinking.. ahhh how sweet. He stole a flower to give to Christine. I can tell you one lady.. (Christine) who isn’t thinking this at all. She infact thinks I stole a flower JUST to piss her off. (Because she has told me she hates this before)… ok ok.. this is true but that doesn’t negate how damn nice of a gesture it was to begin with.

Breaking down human behavior into rules might seem like a gross simplification. But even with the complexities, it is easy to fall into the same mistakes. Id argue that many heated fights, and broken hearts …

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9 Ways to Test Her Love

Posted on September 30th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

    I think in every relationship there comes a time where you really need to know where you stand. The truth is relationships are really about testing your significant other to see if they are up to snuff, how they react to certain things can tell you a lot about how deep their feelings are for you. If the girl doesn’t mind you burping in her face.. that is probably a good thing… ok she might mind but as long as she can giggle that is good. Over the years I’ve devised a variety of ways to test my status wiht Christine and I’ve listed them below.

    1. The Gum Test - This is personally one of my favorites. Basically the way

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    The Likelihood of Dating a Christopher…

    Posted on July 24th, 2007 by Christine.
    Categories: Sex and Relationships.

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    Last week, Christopher’s parents came to visit and while Christopher was spending time with his dad, I spent quite a bit of time with his mom. Now… let me give you some background on our names. Christopher is called “Chris” by almost everyone. I am called “Christine” by almost everyone except my immediate family. They call me “Chris.” When Christopher and I visit my family and someone says, “Hey, Chris…” we both turn and look, but my family calls Christopher “Christopher” because they’re used to calling me “Chris.” It’s all a little confusing for sure.

    While Christopher’s parents were out, his mother had lunch with my mother and my mom called me …

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