Originally posted on April 4th, 2008

This is mostly targeted toward the workplace and how when there isn’t a man available for the job to get a woman to work at maximum efficiency.

  1. Pick young married women. They usually have more sense of responsibility than their unmarried friends, they’re less likely to be flirtatious, they need the work or they wouldn’t be doing it, they still have the pep and interest to work hard and to deal with the public efficiently.
  2. Retain a physician to give each woman you hire a special physical examination - one covering female conditions. This step not only protects the property against the possibilities of lawsuit, but reveals whether the employee-to-be has any female weaknesses which would make her mentally of physically unfit for the job.
  3. Stress at the outset the importance of time the fact that a minute or [...]

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Conduct “Unbecoming”

Posted on July 16th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics, Sex and Relationships.

Two cases involving the behavior of women being scrutinized has recently garnered a lot of public attention, so I thought I’d post on the subject and give my two cents.

First, let’s talk about Miss New Jersey. Here’s the recap: 22-year-old Amy Polumbo (Miss New Jersey) was almost forced to give up her crown after “racy” photos were anonymously mailed to pageant officials. It turns out that she was able to keep her crown, but after seeing the photos that were ultimately released to the public, I’m wondering why it was a problem to begin with. The photos– which show no nudity at all– are hardly racy. One shows Amy’s boyfriend pretending to bite her nipple through her …

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The Key to Communication in Relationships

Posted on June 19th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious, Sex and Relationships.

Sometimes relationships are like floating on a raft in calm, warm Caribbean waters on a sunny summer day, the scent of hibiscus wafting on the soft breeze, the taste of salt on your lips from that frosted margarita melting in your hand…

Other times, relationships feel more like a trek through the Amazon jungle, your body exhausted from whacking away at endless undergrowth with a rusty machete, mosquitoes landing on your neck and arms, sweat soaking your shirt under a relentless sun as you cautiously watch every step, hoping a snake or some other life-threatening creature doesn’t pop out from seemingly nowhere, unexpected, on your way to a destination you’re not even sure exists.

Christopher and I, deciding we much preferred the …

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The Decline of Men - Making Way for the Metrosexuals

Posted on June 14th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

What’s happening? Am I in the Twilight Zone?

Today I, with great enthusiasm, logged on to see who had made People Magazine’s List of the Hottest Bachelors of 2007 (not because I’m looking for someone else, babe, I’m just tired of us lying in bed and having to peruse the pages of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue over and over). The first image I saw was one of dreamboat Matthew McConaughey wearing only swim trunks and carrying a surfboard. Yes, yes, I thought. We’re off to a great start… Excited, I clicked to the next picture.

My excitement quickly waned as I clicked through photo after photo of celebrity men that have about as much sex appeal as… well, …

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5 Sex Facts About Men You Didn’t Know

Posted on June 8th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

Most of what you think you know is probably wrong.  Let me share the real numbers on five areas of men’s sexual health. The answers may surprise you.

Sex on the Brain
The idea that men think about sex every seven seconds, like the claim that we only use 10 percent of our brains, is often repeated but rarely sourced. The number doesn’t bear up against scrutiny. According to the Kinsey Report (Sexual Behavior in the Human Male), 54 percent of men think about sex every day or several times a day, 43 percent a few times a week or a few times a month, and 4 percent less than once a month. Even though the Kinsey Report relies on men …

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Love at First Sight… Myth or Reality?

Posted on May 22nd, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

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Does love at first sight exist or not? It’s an interesting question. If you’d asked me that when I was sixteen, I would’ve said yes. Not because I’d fallen in love with someone at first sight, but because I was hoping that someday I would. I mean… honestly, what could be more romantic and efficient than two people simply seeing each other, falling in love without all the effort and insecurities that go along with ‘getting to know someone’ (Does he like me as much as I like him? Is he really the kind of guy I want to be with? Do we have enough in common? Why doesn’t …

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