Originally posted on March 30th, 2005

5 Ways to Train Your Man to Get Every Last Drop Inside the Bowl…

1. Line the floor around the toilet with issues of his favorite sports magazine. Since we know a man will never actually bend down and pick up anything that is on the floor, he will be very careful not to drip on them. Note: when trying this, it is very important that you use only sports magazines. If you use issues of Playboy or some other T & A magazine, you may end up needing to wipe down the floor and the walls…

2. Put a handful of cheerios in the toilet. Men love simple, mindless games that challenge their motor skills. This is why they stand in line for hours to purchase the latest games on X-box. When he sees the cheerios floating in the toilet, his first inclination will [...]

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Night Sex or Morning Sex?

Posted on May 13th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

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It might not be the biggest issue the world is facing today, but it’s something that popped into my head this morning when I woke up in Christopher’s bed and looked over at his warm, naked, sleeping body. He was lying on his back with the sheets draped over his waist barely covering his “you know what,” (do you think it’s okay for me to say hard-on?) and one arm up, his hand behind his head, in a way that made his bicep appear as if it were flexed.

It was one of those moments that makes you forget all the times he jumped up and down on your last nerve until you begin to …

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Sexy vs. Sleazy: Christine’s Advice to Young Girls

Posted on April 25th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

Being sexy is different than being sleazy. I see a lot of young girls confusing the two: looking/acting sleazy and thinking they’re being sexy. These young ladies seem to think (at least I did) that when lots of guys whistle at them, or try to hang all over them, they must look sexy. There are a lot of young girls wearing super tight shirts and super short skirts and looking like prostitutes (whether they have the right body for those types of clothes or not), all the while thinking they look sexy. That’s not sexy, that’s sleazy. If random guys are giving you that kind of attention– whistles, lewd remarks, etc.– it’s because they …

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Killing Kittens

Posted on April 16th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

By now I’m sure you’re familiar with the age-old adage, “Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.” When I heard this the other day, it made me think: can the statement really be true? (Those who know me.. realize how often I ask that question about pretty much anything).  Although the idiom implies a causal link, let’s take it at face value and assume that it is merely observing a correlation between the kitten mortality rate and the masturbation rate. Does such a correlation exist?

Approximately 70,000 dogs and cats are born in the U.S. each day, or 25,567,500 each year. Of these, roughly 54%, or 13,806,450, are cats. Since …

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Threesome Thrusday - Sisters Ex - Vol III

Posted on April 5th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Sex and Relationships, Threesome Thursdays.

I have a connection with my sister’s ex-boyfriend and would like to start dating him. My sister is already dating someone else. Should I go for it?

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I think you should avoid this one.. the truth is that “connection” you think your feeling isn’t really all there.. it’s just one of those things, like the mind playing a trick on you. The truth is you will just be something for him to brag about (taggin sisters) I know when I hooked up with roommates.. that was really the appeal (the roommate aspect) not the girl. It’s like that for guys. ) I think mostly guys rule out anything seroius with a woman if they have …

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Stupid Marriage

Posted on March 26th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

So Christopher tells me tonight that he basically thinks there’s no point in getting married and that the only reason he married his ex-wife was because he was young and stupid. His position is that he’s as committed to me right now as he could possibly be and getting married won’t change anything– it won’t make him love me more, or be more committed, etc, etc. I pretty much think that’s a lie. If that were true– and he was as committed as he could be, and he wasn’t waiting for anything, he’d just go ahead and propose. He’s obviously waiting for something more to change in him– to feel some other way– to know that …

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