Originally posted on July 13th, 2005

Here are the ten things every man needs to know about his woman…

10. She does not care about the play-by-play details of your multiplayer battles on Halo 2.
If she cared, she’d be sitting on the sofa next to you, cheering you on as you played. My guess is… she wasn’t. So unless you’re trying to ween your girlfriend off of her valium addiction, I suggest you keep that enthusiastic conversation filed in the “Not necessary to share with her” file, and clean out that file regularly.

9. She is not impressed by the gigantic, inhuman-sized log you just pinched off into the toilet.
Trust me on this. While women find colon health important, they’re perfectly satisfied just knowing that you do, indeed, shit on a regular basis, and anything beyond that is more detail than necessary. Describing the length or shape of your [...]

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Cute, Dumb & Fun - The Perfect Combo

Posted on November 22nd, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Cool Tech & Web stuff.

Christine just refuses to believe me when it comes to video games. I think this video completely proves my point why cheap fun is the best kind.

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Firefox 2.0 Release… Get Some.

Posted on October 24th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Cool Tech & Web stuff.

Well I wanted to post about the pelican that swallowed the pigeon whole over in London today but instead there was some late breaking software news… Firefox 2.0 has release.. Officially… go ahead go and get it people.

Check out the nice cake Microsoft sent over to Mozilla.

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A Hackers Guild To Losing Weight

Posted on August 6th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Cool Tech & Web stuff.

Ok.. for the last few weeks I’ve been immensed in accounting and coding and I’ve been a major slacker when it comes to posting. I did however come across a nice little equation for losing 10 lbs while I sit on my fat ass.

Ok to drop 10 lbs in two months:

1. Multiply the pounds you want to lose by the number of calories in a pound of fat:
10 x 3,500 = 35,000.

2. Divide the total by the days you’ll be on the diet:
35,000 / 60 = 583

3. Eat that many fewer calories each day.

Now if I can only start applying formulas like this to ALL of my issues.. paying bills on time, watering the plants I’m money.

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IE-7’s Incompetence

Posted on June 3rd, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Cool Tech & Web stuff.

Ok.. so I thought I was making a ton of progress with the redesign… until I tested in IE.. ) I promise it looks much cooler in FF ) lol.

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Pandora’s Jar

Posted on May 28th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Cool Tech & Web stuff.

Was messing around on the net the other day and while listening to music on Pandora and I kept hearing this song I really liked.. but I was feeling wait to lazy to open up bittorret or limewire.. and i was thinking would it just be so cool if the music was being automatically downloaded to my computer… (since I can mark the songs that I like, I could then take that list go back and delete all the garbage I didn’t like)… so I took 5 minutes and did a search.. and I found Pandora’s Jar over at Hak.5 basically this simple little program runs on your local server and records and organizes everything your hearing as …

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