Originally posted on April 24th, 2005

Gone Wild
The story begins several months ago when Christopher banished a half-used bag of russet potatoes to the dark, cool, cavernous area below his kitchen sink. Shoving the plastic bag in the cabinet, he went on with his daily activities like learning. The potatoes didn’t fare well in “the hole.” As a matter of fact, it wasn’t long before the eyes, shrouded by the darkness, began to spore tiny green tentacles. Their once tough brown skin loosened as the starchy insides shrank, becoming loose and leathery. Desperate for water and sunlight, the roots took on a flesh color and began to slide along the press board bottom until they reached the side. With nowhere to go but up, they slowly crept, ascending further and further each day.

Weeks passed while Christopher went about his business, too preoccupied to remember the half bag of [...]

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Threesome Thrusday - Sisters Ex - Vol III

Posted on April 5th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Sex and Relationships, Threesome Thursdays.

I have a connection with my sister’s ex-boyfriend and would like to start dating him. My sister is already dating someone else. Should I go for it?

Christopher
I think you should avoid this one.. the truth is that “connection” you think your feeling isn’t really all there.. it’s just one of those things, like the mind playing a trick on you. The truth is you will just be something for him to brag about (taggin sisters) I know when I hooked up with roommates.. that was really the appeal (the roommate aspect) not the girl. It’s like that for guys. ) I think mostly guys rule out anything seroius with a woman if they have …

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Threesome Thursday - 2 Days Late - Vol 2

Posted on March 31st, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Threesome Thursdays.

I just started dating this girl that I kind of like, but now found out at a party that my ex– who dumped me for someone else– wants me back. We were together for almost a year, should I take her back or try to date both to see which one I like better?

Christopher:
This completely depends on how much you like the new girl, because your ex is a whore and you should treat her that way. The truth is if the new girls is also whorish, you should fuck both, and see who irritates you least and then stick with that one. A real man would try and score a threesome out of …

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Not Good In Bed? - Threesome Thursday Question

Posted on March 22nd, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Sex and Relationships, Threesome Thursdays.

Threesome Thursday - Vol I

For years now we have been getting emails from readers asking us for “advice”, I honestly can’t say why in the world people would want our advice on their “real life relationships, problems, ect” but they do. So here we are, we have finally decided to start talking the plunge. We will post one question each Thursday with our thoughts.

My boyfriend isn’t that good in bed. He comes really fast and doesn’t perform oral sex well. What should I do?

Christopher say’s:
“Well not all guys were born great in bed.. in fact the ones who are good probably got some decent training early on. So in my opinion it …

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