Chris & Chris’s Favorite Posts

10 Things Guaranteed to Piss Your Boyfriend Off When You?re Already Fighting
Christine gives advice to the ladies on how to make sure the boy never wins an argument…

When it is morally acceptable to hit a woman…
Christopher shares his thoughts about the few times when men should be allowed to hit a woman without any repercussions…

10 Ways to Piss a Guy Off When He?s Watching Football
Christine offers tips to the girls on how to make sure you get his attention even when you?re competing against the Pittsburgh Steelers…

Stabbing?s, Poisoning?s and Attempted Drowning
Christopher relays the story about the time he pushed Christine to the brink and she finally snapped… and stabbed him…

Keep Jobs in America
Christopher rants about the incompetencies of call centers in India and other foreigner-related frustrations…

A Woman?s Experience at Star Wars Episode III
Christine tells of her experience with Christopher leading up to the greatest day in history… the release of Star Wars Episode III…

Ten Ways to Know if Yoour Man is Straight or Gay
Valuable tips from Christine to help the ladies decipher whether their man is straight or gay…

It?s Virtually Impossible to Commit a Crime With You Around
Christopher and Christine debate whether Christopher?s moral compass is a few degrees left of north…

10 Things Every Man Needs to Know About His Woman
Christine lets the guys in on a few things their women would love them to figure out on their own, but they probably won?t…

Ten Reasons Why My Bush is Better Than Our President
Christine?s clever and witty comparison between her pussy and George W…