This post illustrates how bad Christine’s sense of direction is. You turn left at the top of the stairs, not right… by hey.. maybe your kickin it with keith on a nightly basis.
Christopher’s comment illustrates how bad Christopher’s reading level is… like I said in my post… you turn LEFT at the top of the stairs to go to my apartment, and RIGHT to go to Keith’s… (The one that makes an “L” with your finger and thumb is your LEFT hand…)
I’d like to give you an update on this story… it turns out that I come home from Canada on Tuesday to discover that the spider has somehow, moved all the way to the other side of the exterior apartment wall and decided to rebuild his web on one of the miniature orange trees on my balcony. I promptly served him with an eviction notice, giving him 5 days to vacate. If he’s still there by this weekend, I launch an all-out attack with the Raid, or… I may even go buy some stuff chemically engineered to kill spiders. I’ll let you know if he’s determined enough to make me pull out the big guns… to be continued…
Get yourself some 409 or any other good cleaner like that. Raid doesn’t do jack. I kill water bugs with 409 on an almost daily basis since they like hanging out my back porch when I let the dogs out and on an odd occasion they sneak in when I’m not looking. Spiders I can deal with water bugs are a totally other story!
So… update on the spider. He’s gone. Thank God. But I have resorted to a new tactic. I already know that I’m probably insane, but when I do this now, it makes me laugh. When I see a bug in my house… I happened to walk down the hall yesterday and saw a moth on my wall. I say to the bug, “You have 24 hours to vacate!” I say it super loud, which is probably even louder to little bug ears… then I giggle at myself for telling a bug to vacate because he probably doesn’t even know that word… but I swear it works. The next day, the bug is gone… and I don’t have to feel bad or grossed out about killing it. So I recommend this approach… it seems to be working so far.
A ladybug tried that once? it didn?t work out so well for him? LOL.
And if that?s the case and they?re all conspiring against me, then let me just publicly remind them who has the Costco membership and access to cases and cases of 409.
Eh Eh.. How you gonna get back in again
But well done. You have achieved where many others fail. Facing and overcoming your worst fears
This post illustrates how bad Christine’s sense of direction is. You turn left at the top of the stairs, not right… by hey.. maybe your kickin it with keith on a nightly basis.
We’ll see.. when she wakes up tomorrow to leave and I have a positioned my newely purchased army of spiders.. how well she does.
Christopher’s comment illustrates how bad Christopher’s reading level is… like I said in my post… you turn LEFT at the top of the stairs to go to my apartment, and RIGHT to go to Keith’s… (The one that makes an “L” with your finger and thumb is your LEFT hand…)
lol.
She changed her post to make herself look good!
The sad thing is… Christopher can say I changed my post with a straight face. Darlin’… I always look good. I don’t need to change a gosh darn thing…
LOL that’s funny, at least you didn’t go as far as this German woman …
http://dommynicius_weird.blogspot.com/2005/09/spiders-have-gone-erm-so-has-house.html
i share your love of spiders. sometimes i cannot kill them , they are so horrifying. i just have to run away!
Yes, I’m an exquisisit liar.. it’s better then admitting I really wasn’t paying attention to what she wrote.. right..?
I’d like to give you an update on this story… it turns out that I come home from Canada on Tuesday to discover that the spider has somehow, moved all the way to the other side of the exterior apartment wall and decided to rebuild his web on one of the miniature orange trees on my balcony. I promptly served him with an eviction notice, giving him 5 days to vacate. If he’s still there by this weekend, I launch an all-out attack with the Raid, or… I may even go buy some stuff chemically engineered to kill spiders. I’ll let you know if he’s determined enough to make me pull out the big guns… to be continued…
Get yourself some 409 or any other good cleaner like that. Raid doesn’t do jack. I kill water bugs with 409 on an almost daily basis since they like hanging out my back porch when I let the dogs out and on an odd occasion they sneak in when I’m not looking. Spiders I can deal with water bugs are a totally other story!
Awesome, hterry… I actually already have 409 kitchen cleaner, but didn’t think to use that… I’ll let you know how it goes.
I hate spiders as well, I think i would have probably just stayed at home, and wait for someone to come see me lol.
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So… update on the spider. He’s gone. Thank God. But I have resorted to a new tactic. I already know that I’m probably insane, but when I do this now, it makes me laugh. When I see a bug in my house… I happened to walk down the hall yesterday and saw a moth on my wall. I say to the bug, “You have 24 hours to vacate!” I say it super loud, which is probably even louder to little bug ears… then I giggle at myself for telling a bug to vacate because he probably doesn’t even know that word… but I swear it works. The next day, the bug is gone… and I don’t have to feel bad or grossed out about killing it. So I recommend this approach… it seems to be working so far.
The bugs.. are all gathering in their secret place building a giant bug army.. so they can yell in your ear.. you have 24 hours to vacate.
A ladybug tried that once? it didn?t work out so well for him? LOL.
And if that?s the case and they?re all conspiring against me, then let me just publicly remind them who has the Costco membership and access to cases and cases of 409.