Christine is sooo ruthless.

Posted on August 9th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: True Story.

So yes.. I managed to make her angry again.. and this time instead of punishing me with hours of whinning on the phone, she came up with something original. It seems she was inspired by the new Grudge 2 movie posters.. ok I’ll admit the Grudge was the scariest movie I’ve ever seen and completely rattled me… ya crazy asians can make some scary freakin movies.. anyway Christine returned from Canada a day early (ya she’s back in that terrorist country).. anyway and she sneaks into my house in the middle of the night.. (I’m a really deep sleeper) she is decked in out death black makup.. and gets right up next to my face and starts blowing on my face as my eyes open.. this is what I see.

Is this woman cruel or what…. seriously..I’ll probably sleep with the lights on for the next week.. and I’m not sure when they will be letting Christine out of the hospital..

9 comments.

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aJ the Zen Master got all philosophical

Dude.. Don’t even mess with a women holding a grudge! As the saying goes, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

August 9th, 2006

Christopher the Pyro scribbled

lol.

No kidding. Christine’s a wild one.. I can honestly say she keeps me on my toes… her creative skills are.. amazing.. now if I could only convince her to use them for good instead of evil…

August 9th, 2006

Christine the Lioness asserted

Yes, I’m back y’all… but I didn’t come back early and scare christopher in the middle of the night… he was probably just dreaming about what I would do to him if I could since he was such an ASS… and pissed me off while I was working 16 hour days in Canada… on day 9 of 10. But, I have to say… I wish I would have thought of doing this myself… and now would be a good time since Christopher lost his keys and has to keep the door unlocked until he finds them… Of course, having your keys go missing is almost as bad as the seeing the Grudge girl… -) I’m sure he’ll find them when he’s sorry… ur, uh, I mean… when he looks hard enough.

August 9th, 2006

Haas the Addict thought this

Wow, Christine you hv never looked better =))

August 9th, 2006

Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this

LOL! -)

August 10th, 2006

eric the Lil' Devil asserted

bro, are you sure it was christine? or one of the strippers you web cammed last week?;)

August 13th, 2006

Christine the Lioness added

When seeing a stripper makes you want to sleep with the lights on… you need to rethink which strip clubs you’re hanging out at.

August 13th, 2006

eric the Lil' Devil remarked

true:-?

August 13th, 2006

Christopher the Pyro got all philosophical

lol. true

August 13th, 2006

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