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Ben2 the Soldier (56) eric the Lil' Devil spake, and sayeth
bro, why aren’t you telling her about us partying at the jet strip? hell that’s where you met her in the first place right?;)
Christine the Lioness added
I think you should demand that Christopher tell you how we *really* met… he has threatened to beat me within an inch of my life if I tell the story…
Erica the Groupie said this
you guys are nuckin’ futs! christine, are you bipolar?
love, Erica 
Christopher the Pyro added
LOL! Erica.. u rock.
eric the Lil' Devil chimed in with
hell he told me the real story was that he rescued you from a
eric the Lil' Devil chimed in with
hell, he told me the real story was that he rescued you from a south american brothel for 10 peso’s and a shiny canadian coin? / 
i knew he was full of it when he said about the canadian coin!
Christine the Lioness got all philosophical
LOL! Alright… I guess it’s up to me to set the record straight…
Erica… the reason I seem bipolar has less to do with my chemical make up than it does with Christopher’s creative editing of all the things he did in between the “happy Christine” and the “not as happy Christine” to cause the feelings of utter defeat at the prospect of continuing our relationship. When they say “you can’t believe everything you read,” they were referring specifically to the things Christopher writes. 
Eric… You didn’t figure it out until the Canadian coin part? So you really believe that Christopher could make it to south America with his limited grasp on the English language… let alone Spanish!?
I can’t wait to tell you guys the real story…
Lei the Mercenary remarked
Come on now, tell us =p~
Christopher the Pyro got all philosophical
She really can’t.. other then on any given day she is worried about me going to jail
Christine the Lioness said this
For some women, that might be enough in and of itself… but not me… oh no… I’m a trooper. Even after “the I might be going to prison” conversation, and the “I paid my ticket late and I just got a notice they’re revoking my license maybe” chat, and the “I think the KKK is just a special interest group that supports white-owned businesses and there’s nothing wrong with that” debate, I’m still here. But you might understand why someone who actually leaves a note for the other driver when her bumper scraped the side door of his parked SUV might wonder if perhaps she and Christopher aren’t “morally” compatible.
Yes… I missed him like crazy while I was in Canada, but spending days and days alone gives a girl a lot of time to think about stuff that may otherwise get swept under the carpet when he’s banging her brains out.
And just for the record… I didn’t threaten to go fuck two guys. What I said was… IF he was going to break up with me, he better mean it, because there were two guys who were clearly interested in fucking me and if I was suddenly a single girl… I was going to take advantage of some Canadian dick. Which brings me to where I usually end up… which is me talking to everyone about how great Christopher is and then having to tell people when Christopher suddenly breaks up with me that I guess I don’t have a boyfriend after all. So I basically quit telling people anything about Christopher until that trip in which I fell back into bad habits of singing his praises… and guess what… he tells me he doesn’t want to see me anymore. So yes… I was a quite pissed for allowing myself to look like a fool (again) and figured that a 6′, ultra- liberal, dark haired, blue-eyed, George Bush-bashing Canuck might mellow me out. But Christopher didn’t like that idea and decided to retract his suggestion of breaking up. Which, according to him, I misconstrued anyway… although I think he just changed his mind.
But that’s the rest of the story.
Christine the Lioness mentioned
By the way… the real story of how our destinies collided will be revealed one way or another… despite Christopher’s Nixon-like attempts to keep the truth suppressed. Just wait…
Christopher the Pyro mentioned
She is Fucking wierd eh? I didn’t know any of this…. I just know she said she wanted to get get gangbanged… anyway the traffic ticket thing is true.. except it was Christine idea for me not to pay it.. don’t ask me.. now she is blaming me.. whatever
Christine the Lioness commented
1. I was not in the car when he ran the stop sign… I actually wasn’t even on the phone with him at the time. He was talking to someone else with his blue tooth that only works about 30% of the time and called me afterward going “Fuck, fuck, fuck! This fuck head cop just gave me a ticket!”
2. I am not allowed to touch his things… so I had no idea that the ticket came in the mail and sat on his table for 20 days, until the due date passed.
3. I would never have suggested he wait until the last minute and then try to pay online… but then again, I never would have suggested forgetting to pay the electricity bill twice, the cable bill, the phone bill, and car insurance either… so it is unlikely that I would have advised Christopher not to pay something this important.
4. I did, on the other hand, suggest he take the online traffic course to minimize the points added to his license, but considering you can only take the course once every 18 months, he was not eligible (I’m sure you all remember the $700 speeding ticket he incurred last year).
But even with all that said… I will accept the blame. I am used to being accused of things I didn’t do… you can start calling me David Gale…
fuzzit the Groupie scribbled
you have to tell the story of how you 2 met…..
that liberal canadian uh…..stuff, i agree
when i spent time there i saw LOTS of hotties that were nicer than typical american dickheads
i think i picked my husband cause he so liberal and practically grew up in canada
every vacation he went on as a kid seemed to be there, he even slips into the accent at times
eric the Lil' Devil mentioned
i have stopped chris from calling me while he drives, due to the fact that i was talking to him for two of the recent tickets, the one he almost ran over ponch, and the stop sign fiasco, both were bullshit, i will testify to that!/
amy the Groupie penned this
I didnt know chris almost ran over eric estrada!!
Christine the Lioness commented
It’s so weird that he even brought that up… because my ex-fiance seriously did almost hit Eric Estrada on Ventura Blvd in his Mustang. Eric Estrada was on a bike and my ex was turning right onto the street (I was with him) and my ex turned right thinking there weren’t any cars coming, but Eric Estrada was… and the guy fell off his bike. I hope Christopher never runs over a cop… real or a t.v. one.
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