Christine’s 10 New Year’s Resolutions for 2006

1. Lose 15 pounds by March even if I have to go back to my high school days when I used to work out for two hours every morning and puke after every third meal. ;-) I’m just kidding… sort of.
2. Buy an Audi A4 cabriolet even though Christopher swears I’ll never take the top down. We live in L.A., for crying out loud. I’m all about taking tops down. ;-)
3. Adopt a kitten. January 2006 marks the one year after having to put my kitty to sleep. He was like a baby to me and putting him down was one of the hardest things I’ve ever done. I still miss him a lot but think I might now be in the right frame of mind to get a new one… we’ll see.
4. Travel to a foreign country. I’m thinking Belize, Costa Rica, or Brazil this year. Basically, any place except Tanzania would be fine. ;-)
5. Cut back on the heroin until the needle tracks between my toes heal up a little better.
6. Stop making fun of Christopher’s inadequacies so the boy can actually develop a self-esteem. ;-) LOL!
7. Call my mom more often.
8. Make more time to read.
9. Stop betting Christopher that I can beat him at chess.
10. Write more posts for chrisvschris. :-)

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11 Responses to Christine’s 10 New Year’s Resolutions for 2006

  1. Christopher says:

    Christine… god.. your in trouble.
    On the Audi.. have fun with that in the hood.
    On the foreign trip maybe you should save for that Bora Bora trip you owe me.. looks like you’ll be paying up.
    On making more time to read.. I’m not sure this would work with you.. you read slower then Terrel Owens… maybe you should work on your math skills… (did u know 100 * 2 is a few thousand people?) ;)

  2. Christine says:

    I swear Christopher… I have no idea what you’re talking about. 100 x 2 is only 200. ;-)

  3. aJ says:

    5. Why not stop heroin altogether? It’s bad for you :-|

  4. aJ says:

    Oh I missed. Best of luck for the rest of em :-)

  5. Christine says:

    How about this… #5. Tell better jokes so people get that I’m kidding. ;-)

  6. Haas says:

    Hey cool all the best and Happy New Year
    PS: Maybe u can start inhaling it (#5)… Just Kidding :P

  7. kyle says:

    here is a good one instead of number 9… stop stabbing Christopher…. just a thought but that may detract from his rants and they are quite commical… and awe inspiring of course…

  8. Christine says:

    Well… if Christopher manages to actually do what he resolves to do in his list of resoultions, he’ll successfully avoid being stabbed and I can save my list for something better… like getting a new car. ;-)

  9. Mara says:

    Christine, we should trade. I’m trying to gain 15 pounds…well, more like 10. Then again, 15 would be good. Definitely write most posts. This blog is incredibly entertaining.

  10. Christine says:

    I think your resolution should be to log onto chrisvschris more often then. ;-)

  11. Ben says:

    I’m waiting for the Chinese new year to make my resolutions. ;)

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