Christine’s 2006 Report Card

Posted on December 19th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: True Story.

1. Lose 15 pounds by March even if I have to go back to my high school days when I used to work out for two hours every morning and puke after every third meal. I?m just kidding… sort of.

I think she has gotten pretty close to this one.. close enough (since I don’t know statistically if it’s true that I would give her credit for it). She is looking hot.. HOT better everyday…

2. Buy an Audi A4 cabriolet even though Christopher swears I?ll never take the top down. We live in L.A., for crying out loud. I?m all about taking tops down.

So she has not purchased her A4.. and she seems to have moved slightly away from the convertible, I think 2007 will be the year of the car. I’m sure whatever she does it will be the right choice.

3. Adopt a kitten. January 2006 marks the one year after having to put my kitty to sleep. He was like a baby to me and putting him down was one of the hardest things I?ve ever done. I still miss him a lot but think I might now be in the right frame of mind to get a new one… we?ll see.

She has acquired a new devil child.. Meshia named after that OC chic

4. Travel to a foreign country. I?m thinking Belize, Costa Rica, or Brazil this year. Basically, any place except Tanzania would be fine.

Canada..? .. maybe she went someplace else.. I can’t say I really recall.. I try and block out the horrible moments when she is gone and I tend to mix up the years.

5. Cut back on the heroin until the needle tracks between my toes heal up a little better.

I think she has finally broken this habit, it’s hard to say tho.. because sometimes I would swear she is whacked out on smack.

6. Stop making fun of Christopher?s inadequacies so the boy can actually develop a self-esteem. LOL!

She has completely and utter failed at this one.. in fact pointing out my flaws is her favorite past time and she doesn’t even feel bad anymore.

7. Call my mom more often.

I don’t know .. I can’t imagine she actually talks to her MORE often.. considering they talk ALL THE TIME.

8. Make more time to read.

No.. no.. no.. this is her biggest failure by far.. it’s amazing.. that someone who writes for a living really isn’t that good of a reader..

9. Stop betting Christopher that I can beat him at chess.

Yes.. we have moved onto other games, I think this year it should be stopping betting with Chris.

10. Write more posts for chrisvschris.

I think she has wrote a little less.. hard to say.. either way it’s been a good year of posts!

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