Christine the Lioness (3122)
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Ben2 the Soldier (56) Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this
LOL!
Can you imagine what he put me through to get me to say some of that stuff???
1. Okay, yes, that one is true. I got out at the light and ran across two lanes of traffic thinking I would walk home until I realized I’d left my purse in his car.
2.No, no, no… this is part of some fantasy he has that I somehow sleep with supermodels and porn stars every night and at some point will invited him to join us.
3. This one is true. He got pissed and did what he always does… says “Just leave.” So I started to. Then he changed his mind. To teach him to say what he means and mean what he says, I told him I was leaving anyway and if he needs to think about things before he says them. He did convince me to stay in the end though…
4. He said this to me once and it hurt me a lot, so I added it to my own repertoire. I guess it didn’t want to stay in my repertoire…
5. The facial thing wasn’t true at all… he did hit me in the eye, but I didn’t make a big deal out of it. I just asked if I could use his saline, and then, with my eye half-stuck shut for the rest of the evening, I just lied there on the bed and watched t.v. with him. I was so cool about that situation, I think he may need to consider a retraction on that one.
6. I didn’t kick the door. I hit it with the heel of my hand and the chain lock (which knowing his landlord was probably only secured to the door with scotch tape anyway) came right off.
7. I was bluffing on that one.
8. I may have said this… at least the first part. But… “thankless piece of shit” is his phrase, not mine. Whenever he’s mad at me, I’m always a thankless something or other. My phrases usually start with a question word like… “Why do you have to be such a prick?” or “When did you turn into a total asshole?”
9. Yes, that one is real. But it’s not half as bad as the day he actually took the site down because he was pissed at me and I couldn’t figure out how to get it back up.
10. Gang-banged? Nope. That one is completely fictional.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent added
‘tine:
I applaud you for taking an errant shot to the eye, but what was wrong with the ass sex??
Christine the Lioness added
There was nothing wrong with it… I just knew that it was the one thing that could get him to pause and realize he needed to turn that situation around.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent pontificated
OK, how often does the Top Commenters widget update? It sure seems like I should be over Mara’s total now! And, yes, I did notice hers went up one today… damn it!
ProphetJoe the Irreverent got all philosophical
he needed to turn that situation around.
Bad pun 
ProphetJoe the Irreverent quibbed this
2.No, no, no… this is part of some fantasy he has that I somehow sleep with supermodels and porn stars every night and at some point will invited him to join us.
You mean you 2 don’t even live together???????????
ProphetJoe the Irreverent remarked
‘tine, which models and porn queens are you doing?
Shh, I won’t tell ‘topher… I promise!
ProphetJoe the Irreverent asserted
Damn, I missed an opportunity to say “porn 
s”
AJ the Zen Master said this
I’m kick down this fucking door if you don’t open it… *SMASH* oh.. OMG why do you have such a piece of shit door!
I love this one! Makes you look like supergirl 
Christopher the Pyro added
She is a supergirl!
She managed to smash my door, smash the light switch, tear a $200 sweater off my back and put hear heel through my plasma TV that night. Needless to say… that incident taught me to do everything in my power to keep the situation steady.
ProphetJoe - The list updates automatically instantly… your just not to 50 yet.
Additionally I will say this: This list.. is VERY accurate… these ARE all true.. and originally Christine’s I might have thrown them back at her once in awhile but it was her creative mind that dreamed them up.
Christine the Lioness penned this
The door is true, I did smash a switch plate on the wall… but come on, ya all… do you really think I’d do anything to a plasma t.v. or designer clothes?
I don’t know about supergirl… but I’d never really tried to hit anything before and when I hit the door, I was as shocked as anyone to see it actually opened.
And no, PJ… we don’t live together. We came close a few months ago when Christopher actually agreed to go look at places with me for a few weekends, but then suddenly decided he “wasn’t ready to take that step.” I guess he wants his “own place” even though he tends to come over to my apartment almost every night. But honestly… if he wants his own place, he needs to find one that has a better lock on the front door. 
BTW– I don’t think he ever fixed the broken lock and it’s been about 2 years now since that happened…
Trouble the Pirate remarked
That is some tame shit guys… Christine, you’ve gotta be a little more creative, my least ‘psyco’ girlfriend said… And followed through with way worse than these…
Christine the Lioness asserted
Then move your ass over and let her comment on the site, Trouble… if anything, it’ll show Christopher that it gets way worse than me… or it’ll inspire my creativity.
Actually… I’m not a vindictive person so my threats are usually limited to whatever impulsive thing I can think up in the heat of the moment.
Christopher the Pyro scribbled
Where as I am very vindictive.. and my threat is usually only the tip of the iceberg.
Nice Flag T.
Trouble the Pirate said this
I’ll do… I mean… It’s NOT a pirate flag… But you did your best…
I don’t deliver ‘threats’… I deliver ‘warnings’…
Back on topic… Christine, I think Chris is well aware that it can be worse… And she wouldn’t comment on your site because like most women, she conveniently ‘forgets’ most of the shit she spewed at me when she was mad, and having convinced herself that she never said it… Has a clear conscience and plausible deniability…
One that comes to mind is, “I’m gonna pour bleach in your fishtank and kill all your fish…” […never followed through]
Another? “I’m going to wait until you are sleeping and then kill you…” [never followed through… But I slept on a friend’s couch for 2 weeks ’cause I believed her]
Another? “I’m going to call the police and tell them you raped me in my ass…” [followed through… That was a long night of explaining… I ended up having to convince them not to charge her]
Another? “I’m going to break your fucking nose…” [followed through… Twice… She waited in the bathroom with the lights off and hit me in the nose with a mag-lite when I got up to piss… Two weeks later she kicked me in the face while I was driving and re-broke it.]
And that’s one of the ‘good’ girls I dated…
Mara the Peacemaker penned this
Christine threatens to get out of the car whereas I put people out of mine. Wow.
Christine the Lioness quibbed this
LOL, Mara… I have tried to get Christopher out of my car, but I realized it is impossible. He just sits there.
And damn, Trouble… seriously… that fish tank one is just mean… but my question to you is… if she broke your nose with a mag lite, why in the HELL were you in the car with her two weeks later?
Christopher the Pyro pontificated
She was THAT GOOD.
Christine the Lioness thought this
Then he’s in no position to complain now, is he??
Christopher the Pyro added
Well.. I think it was the REBREAKING that got him…
Trouble the Pirate scribbled
I wasn’t complaining… We were together for another year, but I dumped her when she came off her medication and started to get really ‘moody’… But Chris hit the nail on the head, She was Hot, Bi, and ‘nympho’ as they say…
Christine the Lioness scribbled
I guess even being hot, bi, and nympho can’t compensate for moodiness. LOL
Christopher the Pyro pontificated
Well it sure helps… (it makes forgiving and forgetting a lot easier).
ProphetJoe the Irreverent up'n wrote this
FTS, Trouble. If my wife EVER broke my nose intentionally it would be the last time I ate her 
!
(Let alone twice, dude!)
Mara the Peacemaker thought this
Well, Christine, I’ve got sort of a reputation.
AJ the Zen Master pontificated
I don’t know about supergirl…
Well, after looking at the pic of yours in the other post and this, I think you are
Trouble the Pirate penned this
PJ… I am not a person who is intimidated by violence… + U had 2 C her
ProphetJoe the Irreverent said this
Pictures?
Trouble the Pirate said this
Yes PJ, I have many, thank you…
Christine the Lioness penned this
LOL!
Christopher the Pyro stated
heh… silly questions pj.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent chimed in with
Sorry for being such a noob…
I was just wanting to see some of his 
to see if she *really* merited 2 broken noses!
Trouble the Pirate spake, and sayeth
You’ll just have to take my word for it… As Chris may attest, I do not settle for average looking women… 
)
Mara the Peacemaker hunt n' pecked this
Oh my god. 
ProphetJoe the Irreverent said this
‘topher? ‘tophr?
Trouble: I don’t hear the witnessing coming from his keyboard brother!
ProphetJoe the Irreverent chimed in with
‘tine said: 10. Gang-banged? Nope. That one is completely fictional.
Well, there is something to be said for fantasy sex
ProphetJoe the Irreverent commented
Oh, and I just passed Katie on the comment list.. with 101!!
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Christopher the Pyro pontificated
PJ..
#10. WAS NOT FICTIONAL. That is actually what makes it so so so funny. When she gets super super pissed she kind of blanks out..
&
Troubles girls.. are HOTTIES. I can and will vouch.
Trouble the Pirate stated
I miss Lei… I must have scared her off… 
Christopher the Pyro scribbled
I think we did.. however I tried to hit her site the other day.. and I think she was MIA
Christine the Lioness got all philosophical
Ask him if he remembers what he did that got me “super super pissed” enough to “blank out.” And no, I didn’t say I was going to go get gangbanged. I said, “There are a lot of guys here who’ve made it very clear they’d like to fuck me.” I didn’t mean all at once.
And I believe this was during the period of our relationship where Christopher had decided that we were going to still date each other, but not sleep together, and that it was okay for me to date other guys but not sleep with them. But when I actually started dating a few other guys, he got all freaked out and pissy when they would call me or message me. And he then decided he didn’t want us to see other people anymore.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent got all philosophical
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Christopher the Pyro got all philosophical
Christine has a very vivid imagination. This “phase” as she likes to refer to it as, never actually happened.
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